1 00:00:01,466 --> 00:00:04,066 (gentle music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:13,266 --> 00:00:16,033 (lively music) 5 00:00:27,567 --> 00:00:30,166 (gentle music) 6 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,666 (cats mewing) 7 00:00:48,233 --> 00:00:50,099 - Let's say we call an ambulance. 8 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,533 The whole building will find out she's dead, right? 9 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:54,599 We'll be out on the street. 10 00:00:54,633 --> 00:00:57,266 How long after that till we're back in Pottsville? 11 00:00:57,300 --> 00:01:00,099 (gentle music) 12 00:01:01,834 --> 00:01:03,533 You're not sold on the idea. 13 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:05,133 You have concerns. 14 00:01:11,133 --> 00:01:13,533 - I'm not going to prison over an apartment. 15 00:01:14,834 --> 00:01:18,066 (horns honking) 16 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:20,066 - If you look to your left, you got the den, 17 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:22,199 right up underneath this upside down pyramid. 18 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:23,833 Excellent for concentration. 19 00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:27,800 Right over here, you got the wash basins. 100% porcelain. 20 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:28,735 Then in this corner right here, 21 00:01:28,768 --> 00:01:31,433 you get the dining room and the library, 22 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:32,699 which, of course, you're more than welcome 23 00:01:32,733 --> 00:01:36,033 to convert into a sewing nook. 24 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:39,466 - A sewing nook could be lovely. 25 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,601 - Where's the kitchen? 26 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,599 - Kitchen? Two blocks down McDougall, Ray's Pizzeria. 27 00:01:43,633 --> 00:01:46,166 Best mozzarella this side of Verona. 28 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,067 - What do you think? 29 00:01:47,101 --> 00:01:48,666 - Well, I think if we live here a year, 30 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,099 we'll turn into veal. 31 00:01:50,133 --> 00:01:51,100 - It's not that bad. 32 00:01:51,134 --> 00:01:51,700 - You too aren't from around here, aren't you? 33 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,366 - How'd you guess? 34 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,566 - Sixth sense. 35 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,199 - We're from Pottsville, Iowa. 36 00:01:57,233 --> 00:01:58,434 Just drove in a couple days ago. 37 00:01:58,467 --> 00:02:02,399 - Well, in that case, welcome to Manhattan. Any questions? 38 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:03,500 - When can we move in? 39 00:02:04,433 --> 00:02:05,334 - Excuse me? 40 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:06,800 - We only have a couple things to move in. 41 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:08,499 Some blankets, a duffle bag- 42 00:02:08,533 --> 00:02:10,699 - Maybe we should talk about this. 43 00:02:10,733 --> 00:02:12,800 - Honey, sweet potato, 44 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:15,833 the sooner we move in, the sooner we can... 45 00:02:15,867 --> 00:02:18,166 - I can't hear you, your tongue's in my... 46 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:20,833 When can can move in? 47 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:22,499 - Well, as soon as the check clears. 48 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:23,733 First and last month's rent, 49 00:02:23,767 --> 00:02:26,800 $2,000 security deposit, and you're in. 50 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:30,166 (gentle music) 51 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,099 - We'll get the next one. 52 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,600 (door clacks) 53 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,633 (door thuds) 54 00:03:12,867 --> 00:03:15,633 (lively music) 55 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:49,066 (gentle music) 56 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:03,699 (brakes squealing) 57 00:04:03,733 --> 00:04:06,133 Open call, buxom French maid. 58 00:04:08,366 --> 00:04:10,066 - Come on now, put that thing away. 59 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:12,166 We already talked about this. 60 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,366 We're not going on any auditions until we get settled. 61 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,499 (newspaper rustles) 62 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:18,232 Come on. (door clacks) 63 00:04:18,266 --> 00:04:20,066 (newspaper rustles) 64 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,333 (door thuds) 65 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:24,800 (door clacks) 66 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:28,733 - Five foot eight Southern temptress. 67 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:30,766 - Assuming you could play a temptress, 68 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,833 think they'll let you do a whole play 69 00:04:31,867 --> 00:04:34,533 standing on a phone book? 70 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:37,099 - Somebody's cranky today. 71 00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:40,366 (gentle music continues) 72 00:04:49,733 --> 00:04:52,366 (door rumbles) 73 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:57,400 (bell dings) (door rumbles) 74 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,099 Oh, hi. 75 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,366 - If it isn't the actors from Iowa. 76 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,099 - Audrey, you look beautiful. 77 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:06,800 - Thank you, darling. How's the apartment search going? 78 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:07,901 - Great. - It's crappy. 79 00:05:07,935 --> 00:05:10,800 - Ollie, these are my neighbors, Holly and Calvin. 80 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:13,066 - Nice to meet you. - How do you do? 81 00:05:14,467 --> 00:05:16,199 - He doesn't speak English. 82 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,833 We're going to dinner at 21, and then we're going to see... 83 00:05:17,867 --> 00:05:19,633 Um, what are we seeing? 84 00:05:21,133 --> 00:05:22,833 Look who I'm asking. (chuckles) 85 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:24,466 Cirque de Soleil. 86 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:27,066 - Sounds like French. (chuckles) 87 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,266 - See ya later. 88 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:30,299 Hey, cheer up. 89 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,099 Life's too short to be unhappy. 90 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,666 (television chattering) 91 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,533 (cat mewing) 92 00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:39,199 (Calvin coughs) 93 00:05:39,233 --> 00:05:42,099 (remote clicks) (static crackles) 94 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:45,466 - Oh, did I ever tell you about the time 95 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:49,232 I auditioned as a waitress on "General Hospital"? 96 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,099 - Uh, yeah, actually, yesterday we- 97 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:53,699 - They told me I was too meaty, 98 00:05:53,733 --> 00:05:58,399 that I had to lose 20 pounds. (cat mewing) 99 00:05:58,433 --> 00:06:00,166 - Oh, Agatha, you really shouldn't take those. 100 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:00,967 They're bad for your heart. 101 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,666 - Don't give me that defect crap. 102 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,533 That's what the doctors tell you, 103 00:06:05,567 --> 00:06:07,166 'cause they don't want you to be as skinny 104 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,733 as their little bitch wives. 105 00:06:10,834 --> 00:06:16,066 - Um, we were thinking, you've been so generous. 106 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:18,166 We would like to try to help with the rent. 107 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,132 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 108 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:22,066 I wouldn't think of it. 109 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:25,266 What kind of an aunt would I be if I didn't take you in? 110 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:30,299 Ooh, look at that face, that beautiful little face. 111 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:35,299 You remind me of me when I was your age. 112 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,800 Only thinner. 113 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:43,066 One more couldn't hurt. 114 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:45,299 Couldn't hurt. Couldn't hurt. 115 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,733 - "Lana is pregnant again. 116 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:51,166 Her husband, Billy Fred, 117 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,299 just got promoted at the rendering plant, 118 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,733 and the timing couldn't be better. 119 00:06:55,767 --> 00:06:58,099 Your brother Samuel just signed a lease 120 00:06:58,133 --> 00:07:00,800 for another 30 acres of bean-growing land. 121 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:03,599 When you're done with your little New York adventure, 122 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:04,699 he'll certainly have a place 123 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:07,399 for you supervising the pickers. 124 00:07:07,433 --> 00:07:08,266 Mom." 125 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:10,066 - I got that beat. 126 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,466 "Hey, cabbage-for-brains, 127 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,599 this here manure ain't shoveling itself, 128 00:07:15,633 --> 00:07:18,433 so why don't you come back and get to it? 129 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:19,800 Dad." 130 00:07:19,834 --> 00:07:22,299 - God, was our world ever really that small? 131 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:23,833 - Aww, they just want what's best for us. 132 00:07:23,867 --> 00:07:25,599 - No, they want us to be exactly like them, 133 00:07:25,633 --> 00:07:26,700 and it ain't gonna happen. 134 00:07:26,734 --> 00:07:28,599 - It ain't gonna happen. - No, we're gonna be actors. 135 00:07:28,633 --> 00:07:29,267 - We're gonna be actors. 136 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:30,134 - We're gonna make something 137 00:07:30,167 --> 00:07:31,135 of our lives. - Yes, we're gonna make 138 00:07:31,168 --> 00:07:32,003 something of our lives. - We're gonna take risks 139 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:34,132 and think big. - We're gonna think big, 140 00:07:34,166 --> 00:07:35,533 and we're gonna- (cat screeches) 141 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:37,133 - Holy crap! 142 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,099 We're gonna find an apartment. 143 00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:42,500 (gentle music) 144 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,199 (lively music) 145 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:28,199 (lively music continues) 146 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:50,166 - My first New York apartment was a loft in Chinatown. 147 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,034 (Claire chuckles) 148 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:53,332 Was right above a cockfighting ring. 149 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,633 I'd see these giant roosters going in 150 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:58,066 and little McNuggets coming out. 151 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,167 - Well, how'd you find this place? 152 00:08:59,201 --> 00:09:02,266 - I cheated. I'm a building inspector for the city. 153 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,399 One day, I was failing a landlord for 100-year-old pipes, 154 00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:06,833 and he offered me a deal. 155 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:10,132 I overlooked the rust soup that passes for tap water, 156 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:12,699 and he cuts me a break on my two-bedroom. 157 00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:14,800 Or should I say our two-bedroom? 158 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:16,099 - You should. 159 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:17,134 (Holly and Claire chuckling) 160 00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:19,132 (glasses clinking) - Uh, Claire, it says here, 161 00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:21,499 some minor chores are required. 162 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:24,266 - Oh, I hate that word, chores. 163 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,132 Always makes me think of work. 164 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:29,099 I'd really rather think of these jobs as pleasure. 165 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,100 - Pleasure? 166 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:33,599 - Yes. I've done a lot of research on pleasure. 167 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:36,767 Actually, I'm sort of a, um, scientist that way. 168 00:09:38,133 --> 00:09:40,332 For instance, did you know that pleasure 169 00:09:40,366 --> 00:09:43,633 is very closely linked with pain? 170 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,066 Just a fragile line waiting to be crossed. 171 00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:48,166 You didn't know that. 172 00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:50,266 Or did you? 173 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:54,299 (jacket zips)(truck whooshes) 174 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:57,266 (gentle music) 175 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,499 (door thuds) 176 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:02,099 (gentle music) 177 00:10:04,266 --> 00:10:05,766 - Nine, please. 178 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,099 (Dennis whispering) (handle clacking) 179 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:09,433 What you reading? 180 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:11,800 - Me? Oh, it's, um, nothing. 181 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:16,066 - Oh, "The Temptation of Angel." I love this book! 182 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:18,399 - Yeah, some lady, she, um, she lives here, 183 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:19,267 and she left it in the elevator, 184 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,132 and I was just hanging onto it for her. 185 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:23,132 - Did you get to the part where her lover dies? 186 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,199 - He what? 187 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,099 - Nothing. 188 00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:27,066 (elevator rumbles) (bell dings) 189 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,034 (door rumbles) 190 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:30,066 - He jumped down the mine shaft, didn't he? 191 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,466 - No. I mean, yes, but he's fine. 192 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:33,533 He just breaks his fibula. 193 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,766 - God, that is horrible. 194 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,166 - Um, I'm Holly, and this is Calvin. 195 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,266 - Hi, I'm Dennis. 196 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:42,533 - Well, see you around. - Okay. 197 00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:47,166 - Enjoy the book. (door rumbles) 198 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,066 - How are you feeling? 199 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,166 Curiously itchy? 200 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,733 (Agatha exhales) 201 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:54,166 - No. (Vincent coughing) 202 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,099 - How about in the arms and legs, a little maybe? 203 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,533 - No. 204 00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:58,566 - Can I get a lock of your hair? 205 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,433 - No, stop it. 206 00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:00,299 - Okay. 207 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,467 Who are you? 208 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,800 - Uh, I'm Holly. Who are you? 209 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:06,833 - This is Vincent, the building manager. 210 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:11,099 - And the son of the owner, so don't try to get me fired. 211 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:11,967 - Okay, then. 212 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,433 - Honey, could you go in the kitchen 213 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:16,066 and get Vincent his check so he can go? 214 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:16,733 - Sure. 215 00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:23,800 (gentle music) 216 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,033 - I dabble in the black arts. 217 00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:29,366 - Tap dancing? 218 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,767 (beads rattling) 219 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:39,066 (cat mews) 220 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,199 - I have a cauldron. 221 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:46,266 - Oh, well, we should have a cookout. 222 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,833 - Here you go. 223 00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:48,800 Cat's in the garbage again. 224 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,800 - Ugh. Richie! 225 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,733 I'm gonna wring your neck! 226 00:11:54,434 --> 00:11:56,266 - Can I have a lock of your hair? 227 00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:01,132 - Sorry, I don't have any to spare. 228 00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:02,166 - [Agatha] Oh, you come back here! 229 00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:04,733 - Bye. 230 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,066 (door creaks) 231 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,533 (door thuds) 232 00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:11,099 - Freaky kids. 233 00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:14,066 (horn honks) 234 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,066 - She pays less than a studio. How is that possible? 235 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,066 - She's lived here over 40 years. 236 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,600 Rent control is a beautiful thing. 237 00:12:22,266 --> 00:12:25,133 Don't worry, tomorrow, we'll find our own place. 238 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:28,299 (kiss smacks) 239 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,199 And everything will be fine. 240 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:35,700 (cart rattling) 241 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:43,133 (gentle music) 242 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,566 (birds chirping) 243 00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:55,166 (newspaper rustling) 244 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,033 Nothing. 245 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,566 (newspaper rustling) 246 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,166 (newspaper rustling) 247 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,533 Nothing. 248 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:09,066 (newspaper rustling) 249 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,633 (newspaper rustling) 250 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,666 Frightening. 251 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,132 (newspaper rustling) 252 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,466 (holly sighs) 253 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,666 (Calvin sighs) 254 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,700 - Come here. 255 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:24,133 (kiss smacks) 256 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:35,466 (Calvin sighs) (heels clicking) 257 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,333 - Hi. 258 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,132 What's wrong? 259 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:40,800 - What's wrong? 260 00:13:41,534 --> 00:13:45,366 Well, no money, no apartment, no future. 261 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:49,066 - Then you could use some good news. 262 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,266 You see, I was at the gym this morning, 263 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,099 doing Pilates with my trainer Johan, 264 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:55,199 and I overheard these two girls talking on the StairMaster. 265 00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:59,133 One of them mentioned she had an audition today, open call. 266 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,166 - What's the role? 267 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,366 - Midwestern farm girl, five three. 268 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,366 - Really? 269 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,067 (Audrey chuckles) 270 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,466 - I thought you'd feel that way, 271 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,066 so while they were at the juice bar, 272 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,533 I liberated their paper. 273 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,099 - This is at three o'clock. I could still make it. 274 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,166 We decided we're not going on any auditions 275 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,666 until we get settled. 276 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:27,633 (Calvin chuckles) 277 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,099 - Go to the audition. 278 00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:30,166 - You think? 279 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,266 - Yeah, have a good time. 280 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,267 - You're not coming? 281 00:14:33,301 --> 00:14:37,533 - No, I got to drop off these job applications. 282 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:39,466 - But it's my first New York audition. 283 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,733 I can't go alone. 284 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,366 This was a bad idea. I look terrible! 285 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,833 - You look lovely. 286 00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,466 - I don't even have headshots. 287 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,700 What am I doing here? 288 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,233 - Lean over for me. 289 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,099 Uh, it'll do. 290 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,800 Remember, lean forward at least twice. 291 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,166 Once to fix your shoe, once to borrow a pen. 292 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,733 Make eye contact, gently bite your bottom lip, 293 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:11,099 not your top, and play with your hair. 294 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,366 - Ugh, this isn't working for me. 295 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,366 - Darling, this is the Big Apple. 296 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,433 If you don't take a bite, someone else will. 297 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:23,166 (women chattering) 298 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,166 (door thuds) 299 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,800 (gentle music) 300 00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:35,400 (horns honking) 301 00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,500 (upbeat music) 302 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,332 (door clacks) 303 00:15:44,366 --> 00:15:45,633 - Thank you, Chuck. 304 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,533 Bye, Uncle Billy. 305 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,299 (door thuds) 306 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,166 Good luck. 307 00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:58,099 - I have to go. 308 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,767 (Holly crying) 309 00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,132 - [Calvin] What happened? 310 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,733 - Nothing! You scared me! 311 00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,500 - Crying because I scared you? 312 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:17,166 - Why are you in the hallway? 313 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,433 - Nobody's home. I lost my key. 314 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,833 (keys jingling) 315 00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:25,066 (key clicking) 316 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,199 (door clacks) 317 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,566 (bag thuds) 318 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,133 (door thuds) 319 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,566 Guess the audition went poorly? 320 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,399 - What if I made a mistake? 321 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,599 What if I don't belong here? What if my mother was right, 322 00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,166 and this is just my little adventure 323 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,066 before I settle down in some bean field? 324 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,800 And what happened to all the cats? 325 00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,266 - What was the firstquestion again? 326 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,533 - The cats! They're gone! 327 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:56,768 - Who cares? 328 00:16:56,801 --> 00:16:58,499 - Usually you can't take a step around here 329 00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:00,266 without crushing something's paw! 330 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,299 (door clacks) 331 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,299 They're not there! 332 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,232 - Well, maybe Agatha took 'em for a walk. 333 00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:09,199 - You don't take cats for a walk! 334 00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:12,166 (cats mewing) 335 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,199 (beads rattling) 336 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,666 Agatha! 337 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,099 Agatha! 338 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,332 Can you hear me? 339 00:17:17,366 --> 00:17:18,566 Agatha! 340 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,666 Wake up! 341 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,499 (cats continue mewing) 342 00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:22,666 - Think she's dead. 343 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,534 - Is she breathing? 344 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:25,166 - Yeah, she's breathing, and she's dead. 345 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,399 - No! No! 346 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,132 Agatha, wake up! - Don't, Holl, don't! 347 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,499 You're only gonna make it worse. 348 00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:31,199 - How can I make dead worse? 349 00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:33,066 - [Calvin] She's ice cold. 350 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,332 - Agatha, hold on, we're gonna get help! 351 00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:38,066 Where's the phone? 352 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,133 Where's the goddamn phone? 353 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,033 - In the bedroom! 354 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:47,766 (bottle clacks) 355 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,366 - I don't see it! 356 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,766 - Look by the bed! 357 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,800 (plant clatters) 358 00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,133 (objects clattering) 359 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,332 (lid clatters) 360 00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:10,066 - What the hell? 361 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,767 (dial whirring) 362 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,299 (cats mewing) 363 00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:22,566 (tense music) 364 00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:29,299 (handset clacks) 365 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,400 (cats mewing) 366 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,132 Let's say we call an ambulance. 367 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,366 The whole building will find out she's dead, right? 368 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,399 We'll be out on the street. 369 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:47,299 How long after that till we're back in Pottsville? 370 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:50,399 Well, I'm not going back to Pottsville. Not now! 371 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,600 Not when I blew chunks at my only audition. 372 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,199 You're not sold on the idea. 373 00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:59,033 You have concerns. 374 00:18:59,734 --> 00:19:01,299 Don't worry, we're not gonna hide her 375 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,599 in the apartment for six months. 376 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:03,800 I mean, there were two "Weekend at Bernie's." 377 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:04,833 No one wants another. 378 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:06,699 - That's a relief. (chuckles) 379 00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:08,399 - We'll just sneak her out of the building, 380 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:09,699 and take her to the hospital. 381 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,767 - Excuse me? 382 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,666 - We'll carry her in, tell 'em she died in the car, 383 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,132 and then we just fill out some forms, 384 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,199 call up my dad, and the rest writes itself. 385 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,399 - What if someone asks about her? 386 00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:18,233 - She's on vacation. 387 00:19:18,267 --> 00:19:19,501 - What if the hospital reports it? 388 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:23,099 - The only person they report it to is her next of kin, me. 389 00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:25,533 - I'm not going to prison over an apartment. 390 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,833 (cat mews) 391 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,633 (gentle music) 392 00:19:37,266 --> 00:19:38,366 - If we don't do this, 393 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,500 then everything theysaid about us was true. 394 00:19:42,201 --> 00:19:44,800 We're just hicks on a little New York adventure, 395 00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,332 and that's all we'll ever be 396 00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:49,800 for the rest of our manure-shoveling, 397 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:52,132 bean-picking, pathetic lives! 398 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,433 (cat mews) 399 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:02,166 That's not prison, I don't know what is. 400 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,066 - This kinda thing never happens in Pottsville. 401 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:16,633 You don't think this is a little Jeffrey Dahmer? 402 00:20:17,334 --> 00:20:20,033 - We have to get her to the car without being seen. 403 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,499 (lid thuds) (locks clacking) 404 00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:27,132 (chest rumbling) 405 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,099 - Holly, you might try pushing. 406 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,699 - Calvin, you can help me. 407 00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:31,199 (chest rumbling) 408 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:33,299 (bell dings) (door rumbles) 409 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,366 - My knight in shining glasses. 410 00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,533 What happened to you? You ran off so fast. 411 00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:39,833 - Oh! 412 00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:41,733 Sorry, I had an emergency. 413 00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:44,733 - I figured. I followed the trail you left. 414 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:47,166 Mwah. You guys know Dennis? 415 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,332 - Uh, yeah, sorta. - Hi. 416 00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:49,499 (Audrey chuckles) 417 00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:51,833 - Last week, I lost my favorite ring. 418 00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:53,833 I threw it in the garbage by mistake, 419 00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:55,800 and Dennis went through the entire building's trash 420 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:56,868 until he found it. 421 00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:58,099 - Mwah, mwah, mwah. - It was really no big deal, 422 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,566 I swear. - Mwah. 423 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,234 Mwah. - I mean, it was kinda 424 00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:03,499 smelly and dirty. - Mwah. 425 00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:04,833 What's in the chest? 426 00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:06,599 - Just clothes. 427 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,166 - Boy, Holl, we really gotta get going. 428 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,699 - Okay, after one more kiss. 429 00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:13,332 Mwah. 430 00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:14,733 Bye. 431 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:16,232 See you later. - See ya. 432 00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:17,167 Okay. 433 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,099 Dennis? Dennis, we really gotta get going. 434 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:20,766 - Okay. - Okay. 435 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,266 - Thank you. 436 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,332 - Going down? - Yes, thanks. 437 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:29,066 (handle clacks) (door rumbling) 438 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:32,232 (elevator whirring) (Holly sighs) 439 00:21:32,266 --> 00:21:35,033 (Holly chuckles) 440 00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:40,399 You got some lipstick on your face. 441 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,166 - I know. 442 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:46,566 ♪ Do, do do do, do do do do, do do bop ♪ 443 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:49,800 (Holly chuckles) (bell dings) 444 00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:51,332 (handle clacks) 445 00:21:51,366 --> 00:21:52,833 (switch clicks) (Holly sighs) 446 00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:54,266 (handle clacks) 447 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:59,199 (door rumbles) (body clatters) 448 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:01,800 (gentle music) 449 00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:11,099 (Calvin chuckles) 450 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:13,833 (Dennis screams) 451 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:16,033 - [Calvin] Come here! 452 00:22:18,867 --> 00:22:24,066 Come here! (Dennis screaming) 453 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:30,633 (Calvin grunts) 454 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:33,800 (Dennis screams) 455 00:22:33,834 --> 00:22:37,133 (Dennis screaming) 456 00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,199 Okay, come here! 457 00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:45,266 (Dennis screaming) 458 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,234 - [Dennis] Oh, no! 459 00:22:50,267 --> 00:22:51,468 - Dennis, this isn't what it looks like. 460 00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:55,166 - Changed my mind, Holl, I don't want the apartment anymore. 461 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,199 - We'll be fine, just as soon as Dennis calms down. 462 00:22:57,233 --> 00:22:58,200 What are you doing? 463 00:22:58,234 --> 00:23:00,099 - I'm holding his mouth so he doesn't scream. 464 00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:02,833 - His mouth, not his whole face! He can't breathe! 465 00:23:02,867 --> 00:23:04,332 - Oh. 466 00:23:04,366 --> 00:23:06,433 (body clatters) 467 00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:07,299 Sorry. 468 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:12,766 (tape screeching) 469 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,133 - Dennis, how are you feeling? 470 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,767 - [Calvin] Are you hurt? 471 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:30,533 (Dennis screaming) 472 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:31,668 - You had to put the body there. 473 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,602 - Well, I didn't think he was gonna wake up so soon. 474 00:23:32,635 --> 00:23:33,703 - [Holly] We're trying to calm him down, 475 00:23:33,736 --> 00:23:36,232 not give him a stroke! - I'm sorry I'm not as versed 476 00:23:36,266 --> 00:23:37,633 as you in dead body etiquette! 477 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,099 - Well- (Dennis mumbling) 478 00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:41,232 (Dennis sobbing) 479 00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:42,199 - What? 480 00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:45,066 (Dennis mumbling) 481 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:45,800 - Take the tape off. 482 00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:47,499 - No, he's gonna scream. 483 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:48,700 - Dennis? - Hmm? 484 00:23:48,734 --> 00:23:51,466 - If we take the tape off, do you promise not to scream? 485 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,299 - Mm-mm. - See? 486 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,000 - Mm-mm. - Do you promise 487 00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:54,766 not to scream? - Mm, mm-mm. 488 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,666 Mm-hmm. 489 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:56,699 (Dennis sobbing) 490 00:23:56,733 --> 00:23:58,199 (tape crackling) 491 00:23:58,233 --> 00:23:59,666 - I know what this must look like. 492 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,166 - You're gonna kill me. 493 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,167 - We're not gonna kill you. 494 00:24:02,201 --> 00:24:04,499 - You're gonna put me in a box with Agatha. 495 00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:06,066 - Dennis- - You don't have to. 496 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:10,466 You don't have to because I can keep secrets. 497 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,199 My cousin Simon is gay, 498 00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:14,733 and I've kept that secret all this time. 499 00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:15,701 - But, Dennis, we're not- 500 00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:16,835 - And the only reason that I even told you 501 00:24:16,869 --> 00:24:20,299 about this secret is because, I mean, because of... 502 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,332 I mean, I have secrets I don't tell. 503 00:24:22,366 --> 00:24:23,366 - Hey! Shh! 504 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,166 We're not gonna hurt you, okay? 505 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,199 Okay? - Then why am I tied up? 506 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:31,699 (Dennis sobbing) - Because you're not calm. 507 00:24:31,733 --> 00:24:34,233 We'll untie you just as soon as you're calm. 508 00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:38,699 (Dennis whimpering) 509 00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:41,099 That's better, don't you think? 510 00:24:41,133 --> 00:24:41,767 - I guess. 511 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,699 - And that's how she ended up on the elevator floor 512 00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:49,400 instead of at Mount Sinai. 513 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,566 (Holly grunts) 514 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,533 - You don't believe us. 515 00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:55,266 - It's the truth. 516 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,299 - I believe you. 517 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,132 I do, I believe you. 518 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,767 You needed an apartment, right? 519 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,666 Now, if you'll excuse me, 520 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:08,299 I, um, I have some reading that I need to do. 521 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,666 - Forget it. (Dennis yelps) 522 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,199 You're not going anywhere. - Why? 523 00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:12,132 - You're gonna call the police. 524 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:13,066 - No, I won't. - Yeah. 525 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:15,766 - Okay, okay, you're free to go. 526 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,567 - I am? - Yeah. 527 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,099 You know, we're all friends here. 528 00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:19,766 I mean, we know you'll do what's right. 529 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,132 - I can leave? - Certainly. 530 00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:22,766 - Right now? - If you like. 531 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,800 (chain rattles) (door clacks) 532 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:27,499 Oh, wait, let me just fix your tie. 533 00:25:27,533 --> 00:25:30,233 Audrey's always saying how handsome you look in a tie. 534 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,132 - She, um, she said what? 535 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:38,133 - Oh, no, that's wrong. What word did she use? 536 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,701 Foxy. 537 00:25:40,734 --> 00:25:42,766 - That's right, you guys are friends with Audrey, aren't ya? 538 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,699 - Friends? (chuckles) 539 00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:46,766 I gotta tell Aud that. 540 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,066 Okay, well, you're all set. Don't be a stranger. 541 00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:55,099 - Um, hey, what else does she say about me? 542 00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:57,466 - Who? - Audrey. 543 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,299 - I don't know. Things. 544 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,599 But, well, you have to go. 545 00:26:00,633 --> 00:26:01,833 - No, no. 546 00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:05,633 I've, um, I actually have some time. 547 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:06,901 - Oh. 548 00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:11,733 Well, yesterday, she said you look like a young Louis Gable. 549 00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:12,699 (Holly chuckles) - Really? 550 00:26:12,733 --> 00:26:13,733 - [Holly] Yeah. 551 00:26:13,767 --> 00:26:14,968 - Who? 552 00:26:15,001 --> 00:26:17,399 - Uh, Louis Gable. You know, Clark Gable's younger brother? 553 00:26:17,433 --> 00:26:19,466 I mean, they looked exactly alike 554 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,366 except that Louis had glasses and bushy eyebrows. 555 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,433 - Wow. 556 00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,099 - And that's just the beginning. 557 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:27,099 I mean, well, I can't tell you this. 558 00:26:27,133 --> 00:26:28,599 I mean, Aud would kill me. 559 00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:29,500 - Go ahead. 560 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,500 We're all friends here, right? 561 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,199 Don't schedule that date for me until Thursday 562 00:26:37,233 --> 00:26:38,666 because I want to buy this sport coat that I saw. 563 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,099 And it has this tie that came with it. 564 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,433 Do you think that this gap in my teeth should be fixed? 565 00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:44,368 It's really bothersome. 566 00:26:44,401 --> 00:26:45,068 Do you think it's too big? - You know what? 567 00:26:45,102 --> 00:26:46,036 We'll take care of Agatha first, 568 00:26:46,069 --> 00:26:48,299 then we'll deal with the Audrey setup, okay? 569 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,833 - Okay. - Okay. 570 00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:52,466 (elevator whirring) 571 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,800 - What if the janitor looks in the bin? 572 00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:55,399 - He won't. - How do you know? 573 00:26:55,433 --> 00:26:56,367 - He won't. 574 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,299 And even if he does, she's in a sleeping bag, 575 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,266 so Rico won't even know it. 576 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,699 (door rumbling) 577 00:27:02,733 --> 00:27:03,533 - Rico? 578 00:27:04,433 --> 00:27:09,199 ♪ I don't want to fight ♪ 579 00:27:09,233 --> 00:27:13,533 ♪ It's probably too late ♪ 580 00:27:13,567 --> 00:27:17,566 ♪ How we gonna get back to love ♪ 581 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,500 (gentle music) 582 00:27:27,867 --> 00:27:29,600 - This is not easy for me. 583 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:34,199 You know I have feelings for you. 584 00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:37,066 I never deny that, but, um, 585 00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:42,633 Rico is no one woman's man. 586 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:45,500 Understand? 587 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:50,333 Don't give me that look. 588 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,500 (doorbell buzzing) 589 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,299 (door clacks) 590 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:02,633 (door thuds) 591 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:04,399 - [Calvin] Why do we have to use my sleeping bag? 592 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,599 - Because it stinks. 593 00:28:05,633 --> 00:28:06,766 (door clacks) 594 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,433 - [Rico] What you want? 595 00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:10,633 - Hi, Rico, it's Dennis, from the elevator? 596 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:14,833 Look, we brought you trash. 597 00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,466 - Am I supposed to be happy? 598 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,166 - Well- - I'm supposed to jump 599 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,099 like a toad 'cause you're bringing me trash? 600 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:24,433 Tomorrow, I bring you trash. I dump it on your head. 601 00:28:24,467 --> 00:28:26,299 Then I will be happy, huh? 602 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:27,499 Get out of my basement. 603 00:28:27,533 --> 00:28:28,399 Go! Out! 604 00:28:28,433 --> 00:28:29,666 - Should we, um- 605 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:32,800 - Please, leave the trash. I love the trash. 606 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:35,166 I want to kiss the trash. 607 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:38,132 Where do I kiss it? 608 00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:39,566 I love the trash. 609 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,133 I want to be with it. 610 00:28:44,567 --> 00:28:46,266 (birds chirping) (horn honks) 611 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,099 (door clacks) 612 00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:49,366 (gentle music) 613 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,699 (can rasping) 614 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:55,133 (door thuds) 615 00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:59,366 (can clattering) 616 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,566 - Which one is ours? 617 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,766 - None of them. Ours was gray. 618 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,833 - [Holly] Are you sure? Thought ours was blue. 619 00:29:06,867 --> 00:29:08,766 - [Calvin] Positive. It was gray. 620 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,801 (door thuds) - Well, what's the difference? 621 00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:12,766 - You know the difference between blue and gray? 622 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,767 - What's the difference between the gray ones 623 00:29:13,801 --> 00:29:15,299 and the blue ones? - There is no difference. 624 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:16,833 They all come out into the alley. 625 00:29:16,867 --> 00:29:17,666 - Are you sure? 626 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:18,533 - I'm... 627 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,800 (kicks thudding) 628 00:29:22,834 --> 00:29:28,033 (bell rings) (fire roaring) 629 00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:31,833 (door thuds) 630 00:29:31,867 --> 00:29:33,332 - [Rico] What? 631 00:29:33,366 --> 00:29:34,433 What? - Rico. 632 00:29:34,467 --> 00:29:35,434 Rico- - What? 633 00:29:35,468 --> 00:29:38,266 - You remember the trash bin that we gave you? 634 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,166 The one you were kissing? 635 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:45,199 Well, we had something valuable in it. (chuckles) 636 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:48,033 - 'Tis available no more. 637 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:51,033 - Uh, Holl? 638 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:00,099 We got a problem. 639 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,332 (Holly sighs) 640 00:30:04,366 --> 00:30:09,366 - Well, I'm open to suggestions. (chuckles) 641 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:13,166 (gentle organ music) 642 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:19,533 - Though the nature of her death was tragic, 643 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,533 I believe Agatha would rather we focus 644 00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:27,166 on her enjoyment of life, her intrepid spirit. 645 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,266 (Holly sobbing) That same spirit that led her 646 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:33,800 to go white water rafting with her beloved niece Holly 647 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:37,199 on that fateful day. 648 00:30:38,433 --> 00:30:41,099 (women sobbing) 649 00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:44,601 Thank you for coming. 650 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,233 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 651 00:30:49,467 --> 00:30:51,033 It was a good turnout, I think. 652 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,700 Nice of the morticians to sit in. 653 00:30:55,233 --> 00:30:56,766 - I'm glad you could make it, Daddy. 654 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,433 - Oh, honey. 655 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:02,233 How you holding up, sweetheart? 656 00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:06,099 - Better, thanks. - Good. 657 00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:08,166 Can we get you anything, Rose? 658 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,266 - Maybe a glass of water. 659 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,500 - Glass of water. 660 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:17,699 - My sister never ceased to amaze me, 661 00:31:17,733 --> 00:31:21,533 but white water rafting, that takes the cake. 662 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:23,066 - I'm so sorry. 663 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,599 - Oh, don't be, dear. 664 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,433 She died doing what she loved. 665 00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:28,299 I guess. 666 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:32,666 I just hope they find her body soon. 667 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:34,399 (Rose sobbing) - Oh, now, hey, 668 00:31:34,433 --> 00:31:36,533 they're gonna find it. 669 00:31:36,567 --> 00:31:40,066 No, Rose, they're gonna find it. 670 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,833 (Rose continues sobbing) No. 671 00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:46,066 (traffic humming) (horns honking) 672 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:46,900 - Gene! 673 00:31:46,934 --> 00:31:49,333 - We'll make it, Rose. We'll make it. 674 00:31:49,967 --> 00:31:52,166 Now, this is a copy of the death certificate. 675 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,366 Now, you show it to the landlord when you cancel the lease. 676 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,800 Rose already took everything of sentimental value, 677 00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,833 so any money you can get for the furniture, 678 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,400 whatever, you keep. 679 00:32:02,266 --> 00:32:03,099 - Thank you. 680 00:32:05,867 --> 00:32:08,566 - Are you gonna call your mother one of these days? 681 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,099 - Phone works two ways, Daddy. 682 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:12,634 - You take care of her, okay? 683 00:32:12,668 --> 00:32:15,433 - I'll try, sir. It's not such an easy job. 684 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:22,366 (door thuds) 685 00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:28,466 (lively music) 686 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:33,466 (cats mewing) 687 00:32:36,166 --> 00:32:38,800 (bag rustling) 688 00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:40,400 - This really works. 689 00:32:41,733 --> 00:32:43,466 - Cleaned out the fridge. 690 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,466 Top shelf, at least. 691 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,467 - Dennis, you're the best. 692 00:32:45,501 --> 00:32:47,599 - Well, it's the least I could do, you know, 693 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:48,700 considering I incinerated your aunt. 694 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:51,199 And you're still hooking me up with Audrey, right? 695 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,033 - Um, about that... 696 00:32:54,934 --> 00:32:56,800 - You are still hooking me up with Audrey, right? 697 00:32:56,834 --> 00:32:58,099 - Of course. 698 00:32:58,133 --> 00:32:59,699 We, we just, you know... 699 00:32:59,733 --> 00:33:01,233 Well, uh, Calvin? 700 00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:08,166 - Did you guys know that Clark Gable has a website? 701 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,066 - You don't say. - Yeah, he does. 702 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:12,066 He's also got 26 fan clubs, a museum in Ohio, 703 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,499 and three tax deductible charitable foundations. 704 00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:15,667 - Oh. 705 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:18,299 - The only thing he doesn't have is a bushy-eyebrowed, 706 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:20,066 glasses-wearing brother named Louis! 707 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,199 - It was Holly's idea. 708 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,066 - Sorry. 709 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,399 If it's any consolation, 710 00:33:25,433 --> 00:33:28,033 we still intend to stick to our end of the deal. 711 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,599 - That's what I thought. 712 00:33:31,633 --> 00:33:34,132 Let's just be happy this whole thing's finished. 713 00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:37,133 (apple crunches) 714 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,166 (kick thuds) (record scratches) 715 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,600 (gentle music) 716 00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:49,566 (bottle clatters) 717 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,066 ♪ Summer nights ♪ 718 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,566 (door thuds) 719 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,600 ♪ In Sag Harbor Bay ♪ 720 00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:03,066 - Serious Holly, playful Holly. 721 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,067 - I think they're both great, 722 00:34:04,101 --> 00:34:06,533 but you realize we just spent two weeks' salary, 723 00:34:06,567 --> 00:34:09,132 and we haven't even started work yet. 724 00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:11,466 - [Holly] Playful Holly, serious Holly. 725 00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:14,099 - Curiously itchy? 726 00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:16,066 Numbing sensation in your legs? 727 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:17,699 Vision eerily blurred at all? 728 00:34:17,733 --> 00:34:18,634 (bag thudding) What are you... 729 00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:24,033 (bag continues thudding) (Vincent groaning) 730 00:34:26,834 --> 00:34:30,266 (Calvin chuckles) 731 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:31,566 You better run! 732 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,166 (bell dings) (door rumbles) 733 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,166 (hand thuds) 734 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,366 Why are you still here? 735 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,766 - We're staying in Agatha Washburn's apartment 736 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,599 while she's on vacation. 737 00:34:44,633 --> 00:34:45,767 - Come again? 738 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,166 - Well, Agatha went to Iowa to visit her sister Rose, 739 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,366 so we're watching the place while she's gone. 740 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,299 (Vincent laughing) 741 00:34:58,133 --> 00:34:59,666 - Why is that funny? 742 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:01,499 - Agatha on vacation? 743 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,099 The only time she leaves the apartment 744 00:35:03,133 --> 00:35:04,334 is to buy another cat. 745 00:35:04,367 --> 00:35:07,133 Come on, you better try and do better than that, all right? 746 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,600 - This a tooth? 747 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,299 - Yeah. 748 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:16,566 It's an ancient Sumerian tiger tooth. 749 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,333 Belonged to King Petakettica. 750 00:35:21,633 --> 00:35:23,400 He was really big into magic. 751 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,599 - It's very attractive. 752 00:35:26,633 --> 00:35:28,066 (Vincent chuckles) 753 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:30,266 - I don't wear it for the style. (chuckles) 754 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:34,399 Wear it for the unholy evil that it unleashes. (chuckles) 755 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:37,166 - When rent comes around, just come to me. 756 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,133 I'll take care of everything. 757 00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:48,466 Are you coming, sweet potato? 758 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,566 Bye, Vincent. Nice slippers. 759 00:35:55,600 --> 00:36:00,600 (Vincent chuckles) (door rumbles) 760 00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:04,599 (door thuds) 761 00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:05,233 (boxes thudding) 762 00:36:05,267 --> 00:36:07,132 - What the hell was that? 763 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,300 - What was what? 764 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:12,099 - All the "come to me, I'll take care of everything"? 765 00:36:12,133 --> 00:36:14,033 - Relax, I was just helping our cause. 766 00:36:14,834 --> 00:36:16,166 You're kinda cute when you're jealous. 767 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,166 - I'm not jealous. 768 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,400 I'm surprised. 769 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,800 (buttons popping) 770 00:36:22,834 --> 00:36:25,533 (body thuds) 771 00:36:25,567 --> 00:36:26,366 (kiss smacks) 772 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,233 - Surprise. 773 00:36:30,834 --> 00:36:33,266 (body thuds) 774 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,166 (hands slapping) 775 00:36:45,733 --> 00:36:47,533 (door knocking) 776 00:36:47,567 --> 00:36:48,666 - Goddammit! 777 00:36:50,633 --> 00:36:51,534 - Go take your pants off. 778 00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:53,633 I'll be right in to supervise the rest. 779 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,767 (shoes clacking) 780 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:02,433 (door clacks) 781 00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:04,166 Vincent. 782 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,066 - Hey, I was, uh, in the neighborhood. 783 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,366 - What can I do for you? 784 00:37:10,067 --> 00:37:12,766 - I wanted to know if maybe you wanted to swing 785 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,099 by my apartment and see my cauldron? 786 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:18,099 (foot stomping) 787 00:37:18,133 --> 00:37:19,132 (body thudding) 788 00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:21,366 - I'd love to, but I can't. 789 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,399 We're having a cocktail party, and I have to get dressed. 790 00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:26,699 (both chuckling) 791 00:37:26,733 --> 00:37:28,733 - What time should I be here? (laughs) 792 00:37:28,767 --> 00:37:31,433 - Oh, um, well, it's just a tiny thing, 793 00:37:31,467 --> 00:37:33,433 and we probably don't have another place setting, 794 00:37:33,467 --> 00:37:34,600 but you understand. 795 00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:39,166 - You redecorated. 796 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,500 - Yeah. You like? 797 00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:47,700 - Oh, I like, country girl. 798 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,033 I like. 799 00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:53,433 - Okay, well, I'll see you later. 800 00:37:53,467 --> 00:37:54,599 - Wait, I just- 801 00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:55,433 (door thuds) 802 00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:59,633 Ow. 803 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:00,633 - Country girl? 804 00:38:03,133 --> 00:38:05,033 - What happened to all the cats? 805 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:10,800 - Calvin? 806 00:38:11,601 --> 00:38:14,333 I'll be right back! I'm going to get ready for tonight! 807 00:38:15,233 --> 00:38:17,099 (door clacks) 808 00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:19,533 (door thuds) 809 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,433 - Pants. 810 00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:26,499 (Calvin sighs) 811 00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:27,833 Oh. 812 00:38:27,867 --> 00:38:31,066 (gentle jazz music) 813 00:38:42,767 --> 00:38:46,332 ♪ Chasing down a rainbow ♪ 814 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:49,166 ♪ Don't know where it's leading to ♪ 815 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:49,900 - Good evening, my dear. 816 00:38:49,934 --> 00:38:52,566 ♪ Got to follow that rainbow ♪ 817 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,800 ♪ To a place where dreams can come true ♪ 818 00:38:56,834 --> 00:39:00,066 - Gu, Gu, Guggenheim. 819 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,466 Guggenheim. 820 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,466 (Calvin chuckles) (door knocking) 821 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,099 Come in, it's open. 822 00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:08,099 (door thuds) 823 00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:09,099 - Am I too early? 824 00:39:09,133 --> 00:39:10,800 - No, man, you're right on time. 825 00:39:10,834 --> 00:39:12,766 Hope you don't have to use the restroom, though. 826 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,366 The girls have been in there for over two hours! 827 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,466 - Perfection takes time, darling. 828 00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:20,566 Look at you. 829 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,132 (Audrey laughs) 830 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:26,800 Mwah, mwah. You look so handsome and scholarly. 831 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:28,733 - I brought pastries. 832 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,299 - So you did. 833 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:31,466 (Holly clears throat) 834 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,800 Oh, I almost forgot. 835 00:39:32,834 --> 00:39:34,633 Attention, please. 836 00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:38,199 Presenting the future Academy Award winner for Best Actress, 837 00:39:38,233 --> 00:39:40,499 the toast of New York, Los Angeles, 838 00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:45,132 and the Iowa bean fields, Miss Holly Hewitt. 839 00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:46,132 - Holly who? 840 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,666 (door clacks) 841 00:39:51,567 --> 00:39:53,099 - What do you think? 842 00:39:54,166 --> 00:39:55,166 Do you like it? 843 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,033 - Uh. 844 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,433 You look so different. 845 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,166 - I have a gift. 846 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,133 - Dennis, you look so handsome. 847 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:10,133 - I brought pastries. 848 00:40:10,834 --> 00:40:11,700 - So you did. 849 00:40:13,366 --> 00:40:15,800 - Some more wine, my dear? No? 850 00:40:17,767 --> 00:40:22,266 You know, the moon on your pupils are like pearls 851 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:27,299 on the ocean, even though your eyes are closed. 852 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,500 Just a little? Just a little, come on. 853 00:40:33,567 --> 00:40:34,633 Purse your lips. 854 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,166 (gentle music) 855 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,699 - No. Me, no thanks. 856 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:44,833 - Dennis, you're not drinking? 857 00:40:44,867 --> 00:40:47,399 - No, I have a low tolerance. 858 00:40:47,433 --> 00:40:50,733 Or I have a no tolerance, really. I'm like a bubble boy. 859 00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:51,633 (Dennis chuckling) - Mm. 860 00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:55,133 - Why Hewitt? 861 00:40:55,967 --> 00:40:58,466 - 'Cause Holly Hepburn would raise eyebrows. 862 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:01,099 So, Dennis, tell us why you became an elevator boy. 863 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,066 - Well, I'm just earning money, really, 864 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:05,800 right now, while I, while I go to school. 865 00:41:05,834 --> 00:41:08,199 I'm getting my master's at NYU. 866 00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,332 - Really? In what? 867 00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:11,199 - Speech pathology. 868 00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:12,833 - Why speech pathology? 869 00:41:12,867 --> 00:41:15,232 - Well, it's a long story, but when I was a kid, 870 00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:17,699 I had a lisp, a whistle, and a stutter all at the same time, 871 00:41:17,733 --> 00:41:20,332 and when I spoke, it sounded like a junk band. 872 00:41:20,366 --> 00:41:21,399 (Holly and Dennis chuckling) 873 00:41:21,433 --> 00:41:24,166 (lighter clicks) 874 00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:31,466 - What? (coughing) 875 00:41:35,266 --> 00:41:38,132 (gentle music) 876 00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:43,066 ♪ Once the skies were always blue ♪ 877 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:48,099 ♪ Somehow, we made it through ♪ 878 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:52,666 ♪ And you could rely ♪ 879 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:56,266 ♪ On storm clouds passing by ♪ 880 00:41:56,300 --> 00:42:01,299 ♪ Yes, I remember when ♪ 881 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:09,433 ♪ We were happy to pretend ♪ 882 00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:14,466 ♪ Good times would never end ♪ 883 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:19,466 ♪ Together, we would share ♪ 884 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:22,733 ♪ For all in love is fair ♪ 885 00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:26,132 ♪ Yes, I remember where ♪ 886 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:28,633 - [Rico] It's picture time. 887 00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:30,232 Say "cheese." 888 00:42:30,266 --> 00:42:32,066 (camera snaps) (camera whirs) 889 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,399 - [Audrey] You're putting me on. 890 00:42:33,433 --> 00:42:35,599 - I kid you not. (sighs) 891 00:42:35,633 --> 00:42:38,066 Never dated anyone other than Holly. 892 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,766 We met each other in second grade, 893 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,099 and then by third grade, we became friends. 894 00:42:42,133 --> 00:42:43,366 By sixth grade, we were dating, 895 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,466 and 10th grade we were practically married. 896 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,233 - I was married. 897 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,334 - What? 898 00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:53,166 - Yeah, at 21, to my high school sweetheart. 899 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,800 - Are you still? - No, no. 900 00:42:56,834 --> 00:42:58,166 I loved him, though. 901 00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:02,666 I even took a waitressing job to put him through law school. 902 00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:06,132 Then he dropped out and started drinking. 903 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:07,599 Then one night, he decided to put my face 904 00:43:07,633 --> 00:43:09,099 through a plate-glass window. 905 00:43:09,133 --> 00:43:10,134 (Dennis gasps) 906 00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:13,366 And that's when I decided, "It's all about me." 907 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,466 So I came to New York and started over. 908 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,332 - Where are you from? 909 00:43:19,366 --> 00:43:22,299 - Why, Paducah, Kentucky, naturally. 910 00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:24,466 - [Holly] Calvin, where's that picture of you 911 00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:26,399 in "Pirates of Penzance"? 912 00:43:26,433 --> 00:43:27,367 - Which one? 913 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,199 - [Holly] The one with the bulging crotch. 914 00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:30,533 (Audrey chuckles) 915 00:43:30,567 --> 00:43:32,099 - Oh. 916 00:43:32,133 --> 00:43:33,066 I'll be right back. 917 00:43:40,467 --> 00:43:41,400 Looking hard, huh? 918 00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:44,399 - Have a seat, darling. 919 00:43:44,433 --> 00:43:46,500 Let's give the lovebirds some time alone. 920 00:43:47,467 --> 00:43:50,466 (gentle jazz music) 921 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,633 - Sorry about your face. 922 00:44:00,633 --> 00:44:01,566 - What do you think my mother would say 923 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,099 if she could see me like this? 924 00:44:05,166 --> 00:44:08,099 - Probably that she hardly recognizes you. 925 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:14,133 (gentle jazz music continues) 926 00:44:14,867 --> 00:44:17,066 - I need a drink. 927 00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:19,766 (Dennis gulps) 928 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,833 (Dennis clears throat) 929 00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:26,599 ♪ I've got my rainbow wrapped around you ♪ 930 00:44:26,633 --> 00:44:30,199 ♪ My rainbow's wrapped around you ♪ 931 00:44:30,233 --> 00:44:32,399 ♪ My rainbow's wrapped around you ♪ 932 00:44:32,433 --> 00:44:34,666 (door thuds) 933 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,533 ♪ You ♪ 934 00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:42,466 - Think Dennis is okay? 935 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:43,332 (Calvin sighs) 936 00:44:43,366 --> 00:44:45,132 - Yeah, he's fine. 937 00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:47,166 (Dennis retching) 938 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,633 (Dennis coughing) 939 00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:50,800 (hand patting) 940 00:44:50,834 --> 00:44:53,666 (Dennis groaning) 941 00:44:55,233 --> 00:44:56,266 - I should get going. 942 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,166 - I'll walk you to the door. 943 00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:02,133 - I love you, toilet bowl. 944 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,066 You are my best friend. 945 00:45:06,533 --> 00:45:07,533 (Dennis groans) 946 00:45:07,567 --> 00:45:09,299 (door clacks) 947 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:11,833 - Tell Holly I had a blast, okay? 948 00:45:11,867 --> 00:45:13,767 - Holly Washburn or Holly Hewitt? 949 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:18,399 - People change. Can't stop that. 950 00:45:18,433 --> 00:45:20,266 - Yeah, well, what if I don't keep up? 951 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:23,099 (gentle music) 952 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:26,133 - You will. 953 00:45:28,166 --> 00:45:28,800 Goodnight. 954 00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:34,166 (kiss smacks) 955 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,699 Cheer up. 956 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,266 Life's too short to be unhappy. 957 00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:46,800 (Calvin sighs) 958 00:45:46,834 --> 00:45:52,033 (traffic humming) (water splashing) 959 00:45:54,233 --> 00:45:57,033 (gentle music) 960 00:45:58,133 --> 00:46:01,366 (doors clacking) 961 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,299 (shoe squeaks) (table thuds) 962 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:04,733 (body thuds) 963 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:08,433 (handset clacks) 964 00:46:12,834 --> 00:46:15,099 (handsets clacking) 965 00:46:15,133 --> 00:46:16,433 (telephone rings) 966 00:46:16,467 --> 00:46:17,267 (handset clacks) 967 00:46:17,301 --> 00:46:18,833 - Lasso Enterprises. We rope 'em in. 968 00:46:18,867 --> 00:46:20,099 This is Peter. 969 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,166 Are you kidding? 970 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,666 Ooh, bring it on! 971 00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:28,232 (handset clacks) 972 00:46:28,266 --> 00:46:30,599 Oh, if it isn't the family shame. 973 00:46:30,633 --> 00:46:34,833 - Well, if it isn't Peter. 974 00:46:34,867 --> 00:46:36,332 - Good one. 975 00:46:36,366 --> 00:46:39,066 And they call you the stupid offspring. 976 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,566 - I need to look at the tenant files, okay? 977 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,099 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, 978 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,466 um, let me think about that for a second. 979 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:44,800 (hands slapping) Uh, no! 980 00:46:44,834 --> 00:46:47,066 I have explicit instructions from your father 981 00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:49,066 not to let you touch anything. 982 00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:51,099 - Why? - "Why?" you ask, genius? 983 00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:53,232 Because you nearly got him thrown in jail! 984 00:46:53,266 --> 00:46:54,533 - See, that was an accident. 985 00:46:54,567 --> 00:46:58,099 - 20 dead rabbits on an altar is not an accident. 986 00:46:58,133 --> 00:46:59,666 However, it does make for 987 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:01,733 a very interesting building inspection. 988 00:47:01,767 --> 00:47:03,666 And speaking of building inspections- 989 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:05,466 - I know, I'm taking care of it! 990 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:08,166 - Do you think you can get rid of the bunnies by tomorrow? 991 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,267 - Let me see the files! 992 00:47:09,301 --> 00:47:13,633 - Okay, what part of "uh-uh" don't you understand? 993 00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:14,500 Back off. 994 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:16,199 - Okay. 995 00:47:17,133 --> 00:47:18,166 I see how this is going. 996 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,266 - Oh, do you? - Yeah. 997 00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:20,433 So let me tell you something. 998 00:47:20,467 --> 00:47:23,133 I got another trick up my sleeve. 999 00:47:23,834 --> 00:47:25,199 - I'm nervous. 1000 00:47:32,633 --> 00:47:34,433 Thank God the freak is gone. 1001 00:47:34,467 --> 00:47:35,733 - Let me see the files! 1002 00:47:35,767 --> 00:47:36,768 (Peter yelps) (bodies thudding) 1003 00:47:36,801 --> 00:47:40,199 (Vincent grunts) - Get off of me, you mad cow! 1004 00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:43,099 (both grunting) 1005 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,166 You are Shamu! 1006 00:47:47,166 --> 00:47:49,666 You are a prehistoric primate! 1007 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,233 You are a retard! 1008 00:47:54,467 --> 00:47:58,299 God, you uncouth man! (Vincent grunts) 1009 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,266 No, you're mine! 1010 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:01,800 You can't have it! 1011 00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:04,666 No! 1012 00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:06,533 - Get off me, bitch! 1013 00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:07,666 - Give me- - Stop! 1014 00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:08,666 (Peter yelps) 1015 00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:09,499 (elbow thudding) (Peter groans) 1016 00:48:09,533 --> 00:48:10,399 (Vincent screams) 1017 00:48:10,433 --> 00:48:12,099 (Peter sobs) 1018 00:48:12,133 --> 00:48:13,399 I thank you. 1019 00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:14,633 (Peter sighs) See ya! 1020 00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:16,433 (Peter panting) 1021 00:48:16,467 --> 00:48:18,099 - What? Give me some ice! 1022 00:48:18,133 --> 00:48:21,166 (water splashing) 1023 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,033 - How do I look? 1024 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,667 - Stuffed. 1025 00:48:30,701 --> 00:48:33,833 - Open call, five foot three, blonde. 1026 00:48:33,867 --> 00:48:35,133 This is it, Dennis. 1027 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:38,232 Aww, cheer up. You'll get her next time. 1028 00:48:38,266 --> 00:48:39,766 - Holly, there's not gonna be a next time. 1029 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,733 I mean, let's face it, I blew it. 1030 00:48:42,367 --> 00:48:43,800 I mean, she's out of my league anyway. 1031 00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:45,500 She deserves much more than me. 1032 00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:48,099 She deserves him. 1033 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,299 - Hi. - Hi. 1034 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:59,599 - You look lovely, my dear. Mwah, mwah. 1035 00:48:59,633 --> 00:49:00,466 - As do you. 1036 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,833 - Oh, that must have been a strong martini. 1037 00:49:04,867 --> 00:49:07,133 - My shift starts in an hour. I'm gonna leave now. 1038 00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:10,499 (Audrey chuckles) 1039 00:49:10,533 --> 00:49:12,199 - George, this is Holly, 1040 00:49:12,233 --> 00:49:14,733 and that's Calvin in the adorable hat. 1041 00:49:14,767 --> 00:49:16,033 - I'll have a coffee. 1042 00:49:17,133 --> 00:49:18,599 - George is a producer. 1043 00:49:18,633 --> 00:49:19,500 - Really? 1044 00:49:20,134 --> 00:49:23,132 Well, I have to get going. Gonna be late for my audition. 1045 00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:24,499 - You're an actress? 1046 00:49:24,533 --> 00:49:26,132 - Yeah, I'm up for a small part 1047 00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:29,699 in an off-Broadway play, southern temptress. (chuckles) 1048 00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:32,099 But I don't think I have enough sex appeal. 1049 00:49:33,467 --> 00:49:36,232 - Oh, I really don't think that's a problem. 1050 00:49:36,266 --> 00:49:38,433 Why don't you call me? We'll have lunch. 1051 00:49:38,467 --> 00:49:39,833 See what pans out. 1052 00:49:39,867 --> 00:49:41,033 - I'd love that. 1053 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:44,399 - Aren't you late for your audition? 1054 00:49:44,433 --> 00:49:46,166 - Yeah, I have to get going. 1055 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,833 - I should be running along as well. 1056 00:49:47,867 --> 00:49:50,066 Let me walk you out. 1057 00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:51,133 I'll page you. 1058 00:49:52,233 --> 00:49:55,099 (bell jingles) (Audrey sighs) 1059 00:49:55,133 --> 00:49:57,166 - Guess you don't want your coffee, huh? 1060 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,499 (bell jingles) 1061 00:49:59,533 --> 00:50:02,299 - So what time do you get off work? 1062 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,099 (gentle music) 1063 00:50:15,867 --> 00:50:17,199 - So how do you know George? 1064 00:50:17,233 --> 00:50:22,233 - A friend set us up. 1065 00:50:23,467 --> 00:50:25,266 - Can I ask you a personal question? 1066 00:50:25,933 --> 00:50:27,600 - No, I'm not a prostitute. 1067 00:50:29,467 --> 00:50:30,666 - Wasn't the question. 1068 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,666 (Calvin sighs) 1069 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:36,767 Yeah, it was. 1070 00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:38,801 (bell dings) 1071 00:50:38,834 --> 00:50:43,232 - You see, the men I date, we have an understanding. 1072 00:50:43,266 --> 00:50:46,800 I treat them well, they treat me well, everybody's happy. 1073 00:50:48,266 --> 00:50:49,566 - You don't have a problem with that? 1074 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,734 - With what? 1075 00:50:50,767 --> 00:50:55,600 Not having to work, custom-made dresses, nice apartment? 1076 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,066 (lock clacking) (door clacks) 1077 00:50:58,100 --> 00:50:59,133 You wanna see it? 1078 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,366 (gentle music) 1079 00:51:09,834 --> 00:51:12,233 (door thuds) 1080 00:51:13,467 --> 00:51:16,033 (bag clatters) 1081 00:51:19,166 --> 00:51:21,266 - This place is definitely nicer than Agatha's. 1082 00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:22,067 (bottle spraying) 1083 00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:23,666 - Thanks. A friend helped me out. 1084 00:51:25,133 --> 00:51:26,100 Have a seat, country boy. 1085 00:51:26,134 --> 00:51:28,299 I'm about to tell you the secret of New York. 1086 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,132 Not there. That's a Gucci! 1087 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:35,066 (Audrey chuckles) 1088 00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:36,066 It's very simple. 1089 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,066 Get what you want, you enjoy it, 1090 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,566 and don't worry about the rest. 1091 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,433 See, I used to be like you. 1092 00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:48,599 - How do you mean? 1093 00:51:48,633 --> 00:51:50,132 - Selfless. 1094 00:51:50,166 --> 00:51:52,500 I followed my husband around like you follow Holly. 1095 00:51:53,467 --> 00:51:55,099 - I don't follow Holly. 1096 00:51:55,133 --> 00:51:57,600 - If Holly didn't come to New York, would you have? 1097 00:52:00,133 --> 00:52:04,066 What I'm saying is, you don't have to be a follower. 1098 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,699 You're in New York now. 1099 00:52:06,733 --> 00:52:08,833 (gentle music) 1100 00:52:08,867 --> 00:52:10,133 You can lead. 1101 00:52:11,366 --> 00:52:12,199 - How? 1102 00:52:12,233 --> 00:52:15,566 (gentle music) 1103 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,833 - This is not easy for me. 1104 00:52:17,867 --> 00:52:21,366 You know I have feelings for you, I never denied that. 1105 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:25,033 But Rico, (sighs) 1106 00:52:30,133 --> 00:52:32,666 Rico is no one-woman's man. 1107 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:39,066 Maybe I give too much. It's my fault. 1108 00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:43,066 Maybe we should spend some time apart, see other people. 1109 00:52:47,633 --> 00:52:49,133 Why the long face? 1110 00:52:51,333 --> 00:52:52,733 It's okay. 1111 00:52:52,767 --> 00:52:57,767 (bodies thudding) (Calvin groans) 1112 00:53:00,834 --> 00:53:03,299 (Audrey moans) 1113 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:07,066 (bodies thudding) (Calvin groans) 1114 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:10,033 (table rattling) 1115 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:16,700 (Dennis sighs) 1116 00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:22,400 (Dennis sighs) 1117 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,166 - [Holly] I love New York! 1118 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,066 - [Dennis] Ow! 1119 00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:31,132 I guess you got the job. 1120 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:32,233 - That's right! 1121 00:53:32,267 --> 00:53:33,833 You're looking at sexy background girl number three! 1122 00:53:33,867 --> 00:53:35,766 - That's great! Congratulations. 1123 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,500 (book thuds) Ow! 1124 00:53:36,534 --> 00:53:38,800 (Holly clapping) (door rumbles) 1125 00:53:38,834 --> 00:53:39,534 I really shouldn't. 1126 00:53:39,568 --> 00:53:41,099 I mean, I still- (door clacks) 1127 00:53:41,133 --> 00:53:42,733 - Oh, one drink won't kill ya! 1128 00:53:42,767 --> 00:53:44,733 Oh, maybe it will. (chuckles) 1129 00:53:44,767 --> 00:53:47,132 Calvin! Oh, Dennis, you should've seen me! 1130 00:53:47,166 --> 00:53:49,132 I mean, I did everything right. 1131 00:53:49,166 --> 00:53:51,733 I leaned forward twice, I kept my shoulders back, 1132 00:53:51,767 --> 00:53:54,099 my boobs out, and I sucked in my stomach. 1133 00:53:54,133 --> 00:53:56,066 - Was it an audition or a checkup? 1134 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:58,232 - I took my bite, Dennis, and I prevailed! 1135 00:53:58,266 --> 00:54:01,132 I mean, this is a new era. This is the era of Holly Hewitt. 1136 00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:02,166 Today is... 1137 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,199 No, that's not good. 1138 00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:07,566 (mysterious music) 1139 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,332 (Dennis whimpers) 1140 00:54:09,366 --> 00:54:10,299 (body thuds) 1141 00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:13,199 (siren wailing) 1142 00:54:18,834 --> 00:54:22,033 (buckle clattering) 1143 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:36,399 (footsteps pattering) 1144 00:54:36,433 --> 00:54:38,066 There's no one here. 1145 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:41,332 There's something in her shirt. 1146 00:54:41,366 --> 00:54:42,733 Well, go get it. 1147 00:54:42,767 --> 00:54:44,166 - I'd rather not. 1148 00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:49,266 (mysterious music) 1149 00:54:51,767 --> 00:54:53,433 - Ugh! - What is it? What is it? 1150 00:54:53,467 --> 00:54:54,366 What is it? 1151 00:54:56,100 --> 00:54:57,332 - No. 1152 00:54:57,366 --> 00:54:58,366 - Is that... 1153 00:55:01,433 --> 00:55:03,833 (door banging) 1154 00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:04,700 - Calvin? 1155 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:09,099 (door clacks) 1156 00:55:09,133 --> 00:55:10,066 Vincent. 1157 00:55:10,100 --> 00:55:11,599 - And so it ends. 1158 00:55:11,633 --> 00:55:13,633 - Vince, this really isn't a good time. 1159 00:55:13,667 --> 00:55:14,701 - Terribly sorry. 1160 00:55:14,734 --> 00:55:17,232 Tell me, when is it a good time to get evicted? 1161 00:55:17,266 --> 00:55:19,166 - What do you... 1162 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,034 What is that? 1163 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:23,566 - Oh, you know, funny you should ask. 1164 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,666 You see, this is the original rental contract 1165 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,099 for Agatha Washburn for this apartment. 1166 00:55:28,133 --> 00:55:29,633 - Oh. - There's her signature 1167 00:55:29,667 --> 00:55:30,699 right there, do you see it? 1168 00:55:30,733 --> 00:55:31,567 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1169 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,466 - Oh, that's- - We see with our eyes. 1170 00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:39,666 Take a look over here where it says "Next of kin." 1171 00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:40,867 I don't have my glasses on, 1172 00:55:40,901 --> 00:55:44,633 so could you tell me right here, what exactly does it say? 1173 00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:46,299 - Rose Washburn? 1174 00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:48,466 - Rose Washburn. 1175 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:50,399 Agatha's sister from Iowa. 1176 00:55:50,433 --> 00:55:51,833 - You didn't, uh... 1177 00:55:51,867 --> 00:55:53,699 - Call her? No, no, no. 1178 00:55:53,733 --> 00:55:54,867 How could I call her? 1179 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:57,166 That number, that's gotta be like 40 years old, right? 1180 00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,234 - Yeah. (Vincent chuckles) 1181 00:55:58,267 --> 00:56:02,066 I tell you what, the operator was quite helpful. 1182 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:06,099 Oh, God, Rose and I, we talked for a long time! 1183 00:56:06,133 --> 00:56:07,800 We talked about the weather, 1184 00:56:07,834 --> 00:56:10,066 we talked about how to poach an egg, 1185 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:13,566 but, oh god, she said the funniest thing! 1186 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,699 You're never gonna believe this, about Agatha! (laughs) 1187 00:56:17,733 --> 00:56:18,800 - That she's dead? 1188 00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:20,299 - Yeah, how'd you guess? 1189 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:22,699 - Well, (sighs) Rose is crazy. 1190 00:56:22,733 --> 00:56:25,699 I mean, next time, ask her to put Liberace on the phone. 1191 00:56:25,733 --> 00:56:28,199 - I might do that. In the meantime, get out! 1192 00:56:28,233 --> 00:56:29,599 - You're making a big mistake. 1193 00:56:29,633 --> 00:56:30,433 - You think so? 1194 00:56:30,467 --> 00:56:31,268 How about getting Agatha out here? 1195 00:56:31,301 --> 00:56:32,499 We'll clear the whole thing up, huh? 1196 00:56:32,533 --> 00:56:33,400 - Okay, um... 1197 00:56:34,266 --> 00:56:35,600 - [Vincent] Hmm? 1198 00:56:36,467 --> 00:56:37,299 - Hold on a sec. 1199 00:56:40,867 --> 00:56:43,099 (door thuds) (chain rattles) 1200 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:44,200 - No! - I'm begging you! 1201 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,099 - No, absolutely not. - Dennis, don't let me lose 1202 00:56:46,133 --> 00:56:47,533 the apartment, not now. 1203 00:56:47,567 --> 00:56:48,800 Not when things are going so well! 1204 00:56:48,834 --> 00:56:51,066 - Sorry, life is full of disappointments. 1205 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,199 - Fine. - Fine. 1206 00:56:54,233 --> 00:56:57,033 (somber music) 1207 00:57:01,166 --> 00:57:02,733 - If I don't do this, 1208 00:57:03,367 --> 00:57:05,767 then everything theysaid about me was true. 1209 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:10,166 I'm just a hick on a little New York adventure, 1210 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,600 that's all I'll ever be, 1211 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,066 for the rest of my manure-shoveling, 1212 00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:16,566 bean-picking, pathetic life. 1213 00:57:18,867 --> 00:57:21,099 Don't send me back to Pottsville, Dennis. 1214 00:57:22,133 --> 00:57:23,333 I'd rather go to prison. 1215 00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:33,132 (chain rattles) 1216 00:57:33,166 --> 00:57:35,766 (door clacks) 1217 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,099 Sorry to keep you waiting. 1218 00:57:38,767 --> 00:57:39,633 Please, come in. 1219 00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:42,033 - What the hell for? 1220 00:57:43,233 --> 00:57:44,767 - I have to tell you something. 1221 00:57:45,834 --> 00:57:47,400 Something you didn't know. 1222 00:57:48,433 --> 00:57:50,199 - What, you think I'm an idiot? 1223 00:57:51,233 --> 00:57:52,266 This some sort of trick? 1224 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,133 - No. No. 1225 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,166 No more tricks. 1226 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:00,566 It's time for the truth. 1227 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:04,633 (door creaks) 1228 00:58:04,667 --> 00:58:06,166 - All right. 1229 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,299 The door stays open. 1230 00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:12,566 (door rumbling) 1231 00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:21,733 (ice cubes rattling) 1232 00:58:21,767 --> 00:58:22,600 - Iced tea? 1233 00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:28,099 Okay. 1234 00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:30,232 Agatha's not dead. 1235 00:58:30,266 --> 00:58:31,200 - Uh-huh. 1236 00:58:31,233 --> 00:58:34,299 - She only wants people to think she's dead. 1237 00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:36,132 - And why would she want that? 1238 00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:38,733 - Because of her, her state. 1239 00:58:39,567 --> 00:58:43,533 A couple weeks ago, Agathabegan to have problems, 1240 00:58:43,567 --> 00:58:46,366 you know, health problems. 1241 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,699 It began with an itching in her arms and legs. 1242 00:58:49,733 --> 00:58:50,533 - Really? 1243 00:58:50,567 --> 00:58:52,066 - Yeah, and the itching got so bad, 1244 00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:54,433 she was in constant pain. 1245 00:58:54,467 --> 00:58:57,833 The doctors, they didn't know. (crying) 1246 00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:59,733 I'm okay, I'm okay. 1247 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:06,066 About two days later, she lapsed into a coma, 1248 00:59:07,166 --> 00:59:08,299 and when she came out the next day, 1249 00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:10,566 she had these terrible tremors, 1250 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,800 and, and she had no feeling in her legs. 1251 00:59:15,834 --> 00:59:19,033 Plus, her vision was eerily blurred. 1252 00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:23,433 She's been bedridden ever since. 1253 00:59:28,133 --> 00:59:28,767 - Bedridden? 1254 00:59:30,633 --> 00:59:31,433 Where? 1255 00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:39,133 - Coming? 1256 00:59:45,633 --> 00:59:48,133 (door clacks) 1257 00:59:51,733 --> 00:59:53,166 Agatha? 1258 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,033 Agatha, are you awake? 1259 00:59:56,233 --> 00:59:57,066 Agatha? 1260 01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:04,333 Hello, how you feeling? 1261 01:00:05,767 --> 01:00:07,733 Oh, okay, are your eyes still hurting you? 1262 01:00:07,767 --> 01:00:10,433 I'll turn down the lights. 1263 01:00:10,467 --> 01:00:11,267 (switch clicks) 1264 01:00:11,301 --> 01:00:13,132 There you go. That's better, huh? 1265 01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:15,166 (Holly chuckles) 1266 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,800 Who's he? Oh, he, he's the doctor. 1267 01:00:16,834 --> 01:00:18,299 He's here for your checkup. 1268 01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:20,066 Yeah, he's here for your checkup. 1269 01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:22,099 Oh, okay, okay. Okay, he'll go, he'll go. 1270 01:00:22,133 --> 01:00:25,166 Okay. Yeah, oh, oh, love you too. 1271 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,566 Oh yeah, that's a good hug. 1272 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,633 Okay, all right. 1273 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:30,132 Okay, love you too. 1274 01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:31,399 Okay, yeah. - What have I done? 1275 01:00:31,433 --> 01:00:33,333 - [Holly] All right, I'll be back. Okay. 1276 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,699 We should go. 1277 01:00:36,733 --> 01:00:38,266 - Yeah, I made a mistake. 1278 01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:40,099 Oh my god, Agatha, watch your head! 1279 01:00:40,133 --> 01:00:42,599 - Okay, okay, gotcha. Okay, gotcha there. 1280 01:00:42,633 --> 01:00:44,166 Yeah, almost had a boo-boo. (laughs) 1281 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,533 Okay, all right. There. 1282 01:00:46,567 --> 01:00:48,533 Make sure you're all snug. 1283 01:00:48,567 --> 01:00:51,500 (mysterious music) 1284 01:00:53,366 --> 01:00:54,533 In there? There you go. 1285 01:00:54,567 --> 01:00:56,099 Feel better? Okay? 1286 01:00:56,133 --> 01:00:58,166 All right, yeah, you're okay. 1287 01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,233 Oh! Calvin! 1288 01:01:02,166 --> 01:01:04,333 Calvin, um, look who's up? 1289 01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:09,766 (tense music) 1290 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,299 (body thuds) Calvin! 1291 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:13,300 Calvin! Calvin. 1292 01:01:13,334 --> 01:01:15,366 Oh, he does this all the time. Low blood sugar. 1293 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,599 - Here, tea. It's pre-sweetened. 1294 01:01:16,633 --> 01:01:17,567 - Oh, thanks. 1295 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,833 Uh, Calvin, Calvin, honey, wake up, wake up. 1296 01:01:19,867 --> 01:01:22,633 Okay, (chuckles) there you go. 1297 01:01:22,667 --> 01:01:24,299 - [Calvin] Could've sworn that I... 1298 01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:25,266 Oh god. - No, Calvin! 1299 01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:27,633 (head thuds) Oh! Oh. 1300 01:01:27,667 --> 01:01:29,232 Oh, oh, that could've killed you. 1301 01:01:29,266 --> 01:01:30,399 Okay, you okay? 1302 01:01:30,433 --> 01:01:33,099 Okay, baby, hi. Sweet potato? 1303 01:01:33,133 --> 01:01:33,767 Oh, no. 1304 01:01:35,567 --> 01:01:37,366 Is your head okay? 1305 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,166 Sweetie, come on. You're okay. 1306 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,033 Come on. 1307 01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:44,733 Uh. 1308 01:01:44,767 --> 01:01:47,199 (body thuds) 1309 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,266 - Hi, Vincent. 1310 01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:53,800 (mysterious music) 1311 01:02:00,834 --> 01:02:03,333 (Holly sighs) 1312 01:02:04,034 --> 01:02:06,433 - To Vincent, who so generously agreed 1313 01:02:06,467 --> 01:02:08,533 to wait till tomorrow to call the police. 1314 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,466 To Dennis, who sacrificed his job, 1315 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:16,132 his tuition, to help a friend. 1316 01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:18,166 (mugs clinking) 1317 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,633 And to Agatha, quite a sport. 1318 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,699 - If only I got here sooner. 1319 01:02:23,733 --> 01:02:24,666 - You couldn't have known. 1320 01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:26,066 - You don't understand. 1321 01:02:26,867 --> 01:02:27,534 Should've been here. 1322 01:02:27,567 --> 01:02:30,299 I should've come straight home. 1323 01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:32,199 I shouldn't have... 1324 01:02:32,233 --> 01:02:32,833 (Calvin sighs) 1325 01:02:32,867 --> 01:02:35,099 - Shouldn't have what? 1326 01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:42,566 (somber music) 1327 01:02:44,867 --> 01:02:45,700 Why? 1328 01:02:53,233 --> 01:02:56,033 - I was just trying to keep up. 1329 01:03:02,133 --> 01:03:04,366 (door thuds) 1330 01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:10,166 (photograph ripping) 1331 01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:15,733 - Baked us some brownies, some comfort food. 1332 01:03:15,767 --> 01:03:17,199 (tray clatters) (Dennis groans) 1333 01:03:17,233 --> 01:03:19,800 Except when they're scalding your hands. 1334 01:03:19,834 --> 01:03:21,800 (photograph ripping) 1335 01:03:21,834 --> 01:03:23,068 What are you doing? 1336 01:03:23,102 --> 01:03:26,433 - Difference does it make? I'm not gonna need these in Iowa. 1337 01:03:26,467 --> 01:03:29,566 (photograph rustles) 1338 01:03:30,767 --> 01:03:31,767 I'm sorry. 1339 01:03:33,567 --> 01:03:35,199 - It's okay. 1340 01:03:35,233 --> 01:03:36,633 It's just a job. 1341 01:03:36,667 --> 01:03:39,767 - Not the job. For breaking my promise. 1342 01:03:40,834 --> 01:03:42,166 I'm sorry about Audrey. 1343 01:03:44,133 --> 01:03:45,399 - Forget it. 1344 01:03:45,433 --> 01:03:47,033 I never had a chance anyway. 1345 01:03:50,834 --> 01:03:53,833 (photographs ripping) 1346 01:03:53,867 --> 01:03:56,433 (gentle music) 1347 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,099 - What does he mean keep up? 1348 01:04:26,133 --> 01:04:29,533 Keep up with who? (Dennis sighs) 1349 01:04:29,567 --> 01:04:31,800 I am the same person I've always been. 1350 01:04:31,834 --> 01:04:35,066 (match scratches) 1351 01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:39,233 (gentle music continues) 1352 01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:49,600 It's funny, after everything I've done, 1353 01:04:51,233 --> 01:04:53,666 Calvin is the one that belongs here. 1354 01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:55,133 He's the real New Yorker. 1355 01:04:56,266 --> 01:04:58,066 - Well, in all fairness, 1356 01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:59,733 you're probably both going to prison. 1357 01:05:00,867 --> 01:05:03,733 (Dennis chuckles) 1358 01:05:03,767 --> 01:05:05,433 - Why can't all guys be like you? 1359 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,666 - We drew straws, I lost. 1360 01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:13,600 - No, you're smart, you're funny. 1361 01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:15,833 You always touch your glasses 1362 01:05:15,867 --> 01:05:17,767 when you're nervous, which is so cute. 1363 01:05:19,834 --> 01:05:20,800 You're caring. 1364 01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:26,066 Audrey doesn't deserve you. 1365 01:05:35,366 --> 01:05:38,133 (Holly crying) 1366 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:41,500 I'm sorry. It's not you. 1367 01:05:45,867 --> 01:05:47,433 - We have more brownies left. 1368 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,400 (gentle music continues) 1369 01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:58,466 (lighter clicks) 1370 01:06:02,733 --> 01:06:04,533 - This isn't who I am, Dennis. 1371 01:06:05,433 --> 01:06:07,033 This isn't who I want to be. 1372 01:06:08,567 --> 01:06:10,333 Maybe I'm changing too fast. 1373 01:06:12,166 --> 01:06:13,566 Maybe I scared Calvin off. 1374 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,599 I can't lose him. 1375 01:06:18,633 --> 01:06:21,099 Without Calvin, no success is worth anything. 1376 01:06:22,867 --> 01:06:24,533 - Does he know that? 1377 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,400 (gentle music continues) 1378 01:06:38,633 --> 01:06:41,366 - [Calvin] Give this lady a call. 1379 01:06:46,633 --> 01:06:48,566 (door thuds) (hand tapping) 1380 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,433 (engine rumbling) 1381 01:06:53,834 --> 01:06:55,833 - [Dennis] Where you going? 1382 01:06:55,867 --> 01:06:57,166 - I don't know. 1383 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,700 (door clacks) 1384 01:07:05,233 --> 01:07:06,400 - Can we talk? 1385 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,099 (door creaks) 1386 01:07:18,133 --> 01:07:20,366 (door thuds) 1387 01:07:22,533 --> 01:07:24,166 I'm not sophisticated. 1388 01:07:27,233 --> 01:07:30,400 I'm not cosmopolitan or anything like that. 1389 01:07:31,034 --> 01:07:33,033 I'm just a guy from Iowa. 1390 01:07:44,433 --> 01:07:48,499 I can't, I can't explain to you why I did what I did. 1391 01:07:48,533 --> 01:07:52,800 It's, it's so stupid. 1392 01:07:54,366 --> 01:07:57,133 But, um, (sighs) 1393 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,633 I thought I was losing you. 1394 01:08:05,133 --> 01:08:07,099 I felt like you didn't want me anymore. 1395 01:08:10,834 --> 01:08:12,533 But I need you to know that I'm still 1396 01:08:12,567 --> 01:08:14,433 the same person that I was. 1397 01:08:17,767 --> 01:08:19,366 I'm still terrified of failure. 1398 01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:23,199 I'm still determined to help you succeed. 1399 01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:27,267 I'm still in love with the same girl 1400 01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:30,666 that I fell in love with when I was in second grade. 1401 01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:33,299 (gentle music) 1402 01:08:34,633 --> 01:08:37,232 (Calvin sighs) 1403 01:08:37,266 --> 01:08:38,266 I'm so sorry. 1404 01:08:47,834 --> 01:08:50,033 I need you in my life. 1405 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,566 Holly, I'm begging you. 1406 01:09:01,767 --> 01:09:03,400 You gotta give me another chance. 1407 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,633 (gentle music continues) 1408 01:09:19,767 --> 01:09:21,166 (Calvin sighs) 1409 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:25,033 (Dennis and Holly chattering) 1410 01:09:39,166 --> 01:09:40,366 - Oh, look who's up. 1411 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:41,599 (pen tapping) 1412 01:09:41,633 --> 01:09:42,733 (Dennis sighs) 1413 01:09:42,767 --> 01:09:44,199 - What's going on? 1414 01:09:44,233 --> 01:09:46,199 - Oh, our salvation, that's what. 1415 01:09:46,233 --> 01:09:47,433 Dennis here has provided us 1416 01:09:47,467 --> 01:09:49,600 with some interesting information. 1417 01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:56,332 - Young Lasso ropes dead rabbits. 1418 01:09:56,366 --> 01:09:57,666 I don't get it. 1419 01:09:57,700 --> 01:09:59,199 - Yesterday, Vincent said he wouldn't call 1420 01:09:59,233 --> 01:10:00,733 the police until today. 1421 01:10:00,767 --> 01:10:02,299 Why? 1422 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:03,333 - Christian spirit? 1423 01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:07,066 - Because today, at four o'clock, 1424 01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:09,199 is the annual building inspection. 1425 01:10:09,233 --> 01:10:10,800 (head thuds) Ow! 1426 01:10:10,834 --> 01:10:13,399 And the last thing that Vincent wants is to end up 1427 01:10:13,433 --> 01:10:14,566 in the newspaper again. 1428 01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:20,166 - Have some coffee. The hicks are about to make a comeback. 1429 01:10:22,233 --> 01:10:23,332 Right there? - Yeah. 1430 01:10:23,366 --> 01:10:24,133 - Oh. 1431 01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:28,366 ♪ Do do bop bop do do, do do da ♪ 1432 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:32,433 ♪ Do do do do, da do da ♪ 1433 01:10:32,467 --> 01:10:35,199 - Iggy. Iggy, I need you to get up and work the door, okay? 1434 01:10:35,233 --> 01:10:36,433 Inspector's coming, got it? 1435 01:10:36,467 --> 01:10:38,099 You got it? Good. 1436 01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:41,466 (gentle music) 1437 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,800 ♪ Do do bop bop, do do ♪ 1438 01:10:45,834 --> 01:10:47,332 - Iggy? Iggy, Iggy. 1439 01:10:47,366 --> 01:10:49,199 The door, okay? The inspector's coming. 1440 01:10:49,233 --> 01:10:50,299 You got it? You all right? 1441 01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:52,132 You got it? 1442 01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:53,400 We're good? Okay. 1443 01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:57,066 (tires squealing) 1444 01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:58,366 (tires screeching) 1445 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,266 (tire thuds) 1446 01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:04,199 (taxi driver faintly speaking) 1447 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,132 - [Peter] Are you retarded? 1448 01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,800 Go back to driver's training! 1449 01:11:13,834 --> 01:11:17,800 Come on! - Hey, up yours! 1450 01:11:17,834 --> 01:11:20,166 (door thuds) Watch the paint! 1451 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:21,533 (tires squealing) - Hello? 1452 01:11:21,567 --> 01:11:23,199 Yo. (door banging) 1453 01:11:23,233 --> 01:11:25,066 - Iggy, the door. (fingers snapping) 1454 01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:25,733 Yeah. 1455 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:30,299 (Vincent snorts) 1456 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,399 Okay. 1457 01:11:34,433 --> 01:11:37,733 (door clacks) 1458 01:11:37,767 --> 01:11:39,599 (Peter sighs) 1459 01:11:39,633 --> 01:11:42,566 - Claire. (door thuds) 1460 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,433 Door. (fingers snapping) 1461 01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:46,033 Get the door. 1462 01:11:48,133 --> 01:11:50,633 (Peter sighs) 1463 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:56,166 - I got it, I got it. (door clacks) 1464 01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:00,266 - Claire, this is Vincent. 1465 01:12:00,933 --> 01:12:03,366 - Beautiful day,don't you think? 1466 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,767 - Painfully beautiful. 1467 01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:11,099 - What are you doing here? 1468 01:12:11,133 --> 01:12:12,800 - I'm your father's assistant. 1469 01:12:12,834 --> 01:12:15,433 I go wherever he goes. 1470 01:12:15,467 --> 01:12:16,634 - You mean... 1471 01:12:16,668 --> 01:12:19,733 - Oh, yes, he's coming to oversee the building inspection. 1472 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:24,099 Let's hope nothing goes horribly, horribly wrong. 1473 01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:27,800 (door clacks) 1474 01:12:29,633 --> 01:12:31,299 - Here's your briefcase, sir. 1475 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:33,099 - Thank you, Ken. 1476 01:12:33,133 --> 01:12:35,800 (door clacks) 1477 01:12:35,834 --> 01:12:37,001 (door thuds) 1478 01:12:37,035 --> 01:12:41,232 - Mr. Lasso, sir, everything's fine inside. No problems. 1479 01:12:41,266 --> 01:12:43,433 - Where's the demon seed? 1480 01:12:43,467 --> 01:12:45,333 - Oh, inside, sir. 1481 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:49,066 - Well, then we got ourselves a problem. 1482 01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:49,733 - Thank you, sir. 1483 01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:54,232 (Peter coughing) 1484 01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:56,767 (door clacks) 1485 01:12:57,733 --> 01:12:58,566 - Hello, Father. 1486 01:12:59,233 --> 01:13:01,199 - Well, that's what four DNA tests say. 1487 01:13:01,233 --> 01:13:03,066 I ain't so sure myself. 1488 01:13:04,767 --> 01:13:06,599 She your inspector? 1489 01:13:06,633 --> 01:13:07,433 - Yes, sir. 1490 01:13:08,501 --> 01:13:11,466 - How do, ma'am? Beautiful day, don't you think? 1491 01:13:14,733 --> 01:13:17,767 Okay, kid, now's your chance to come clean. 1492 01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:21,699 I ain't gonna find no surprises, right? 1493 01:13:21,733 --> 01:13:23,533 - No, sir. - No little dead critters 1494 01:13:23,567 --> 01:13:26,132 with candles sticking out of their asses? 1495 01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:28,199 No shrunken voodoo hall dick? 1496 01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:30,234 - No, sir. 1497 01:13:30,267 --> 01:13:33,166 - Good, 'cause if I do, you are cut off, 1498 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,767 and I ain't joking this time. 1499 01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:36,533 - Okay. 1500 01:13:39,567 --> 01:13:42,499 - Here, your mother baked you some cookies. 1501 01:13:42,533 --> 01:13:44,299 Well, ma'am, time's a-wasting. 1502 01:13:44,333 --> 01:13:46,133 Let's get this show on the road. 1503 01:13:46,834 --> 01:13:47,633 After you. 1504 01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:50,833 (door knocking) 1505 01:13:50,867 --> 01:13:53,099 (door rattles) (Peter groans) 1506 01:13:53,133 --> 01:13:54,366 (stick clatters) 1507 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,466 (stick tapping) 1508 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:56,800 - Safety glass safe. 1509 01:13:57,700 --> 01:13:58,800 - The sprinklers work too. 1510 01:13:58,834 --> 01:14:01,433 I found that out by accident when... 1511 01:14:01,467 --> 01:14:03,266 Of course, that's neither here nor there. 1512 01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:06,299 (elevator whirring) 1513 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,199 (gentle music) 1514 01:14:12,867 --> 01:14:16,066 (elevator whirring) 1515 01:14:20,366 --> 01:14:21,467 (pen tapping) 1516 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:26,299 - EG Manufacturing, very nice, very nice, very nice. 1517 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:29,733 - Well, it's a Lasso property, ma'am. 1518 01:14:29,767 --> 01:14:31,633 We don't make 'em any other way. 1519 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,800 - And what's behind that restricted area? 1520 01:14:33,834 --> 01:14:36,166 - Uh, that is the garbage room, 1521 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,366 and it is also the janitor's quarters. 1522 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:39,533 - [Peter] Ooh. 1523 01:14:39,567 --> 01:14:41,600 - [Calvin] Pardon me. Excuse me. 1524 01:14:42,433 --> 01:14:45,399 (hand patting) 1525 01:14:45,433 --> 01:14:47,833 (door clacks) 1526 01:14:47,867 --> 01:14:49,833 (door thuds) 1527 01:14:49,867 --> 01:14:52,099 - What the hell was that? 1528 01:14:53,133 --> 01:14:53,767 - The janitor. 1529 01:14:54,733 --> 01:14:56,133 - Wearing a cloak? 1530 01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:58,400 - He's not from around here. 1531 01:14:59,767 --> 01:15:02,266 - Uh, yes, moving right along. 1532 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:07,299 Serial number 821 15 89. (people humming) 1533 01:15:07,532 --> 01:15:08,499 Do you hear something? 1534 01:15:08,533 --> 01:15:10,166 - Hear something? No. 1535 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:11,800 - I hear something. (people humming) 1536 01:15:11,834 --> 01:15:13,299 - It's like a hum. 1537 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:16,066 (people humming) 1538 01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:18,666 (Vincent laughing) 1539 01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:20,733 - The hum! (laughs) 1540 01:15:20,767 --> 01:15:22,566 Of course I hear the hum. 1541 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,599 - Do you? - Yeah, you can't miss it. 1542 01:15:24,633 --> 01:15:26,199 I'll be right back. 1543 01:15:26,233 --> 01:15:29,132 (people continue humming) 1544 01:15:29,166 --> 01:15:30,599 - Did you write down the hum? 1545 01:15:30,633 --> 01:15:32,132 (people humming) 1546 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:34,566 (door thuds) 1547 01:15:35,834 --> 01:15:38,699 - Master, thank Zob you're here. 1548 01:15:38,733 --> 01:15:40,199 (people continue humming) 1549 01:15:40,233 --> 01:15:41,499 (doorknob clicks) 1550 01:15:41,533 --> 01:15:46,132 (people continue humming) (doorknob rattling) 1551 01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:48,466 - What are you guys doing? Huh? 1552 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:49,499 You guys are evicted. (door banging) 1553 01:15:49,533 --> 01:15:51,332 Come on, get outta here. 1554 01:15:51,366 --> 01:15:53,099 - Master, what's gotten into you? 1555 01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:54,067 (door banging) 1556 01:15:54,100 --> 01:15:56,232 - [Claire] Mr. Lasso, is there a problem? 1557 01:15:56,266 --> 01:15:57,599 - Just a minute! 1558 01:15:57,633 --> 01:15:59,099 I'm serious, guys, all right? 1559 01:15:59,133 --> 01:16:01,066 (door banging) I want you to grab the candles 1560 01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:02,766 and your cadaver, and get the hell outta here. 1561 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,833 - We can't, we're in the middle of a spell 1562 01:16:04,867 --> 01:16:07,800 that makes the building manager do whatever we want. 1563 01:16:07,834 --> 01:16:10,166 - What is it that you want, huh? What is it? 1564 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,066 - Funny you should ask. 1565 01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:14,533 (door banging) 1566 01:16:14,567 --> 01:16:17,166 - [Leonard] So you, uh, ever been to Lubbock? 1567 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:19,332 (door bangs) 1568 01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:21,299 - Dennis wants his job back. 1569 01:16:21,333 --> 01:16:22,699 - If it's not too much trouble, 1570 01:16:22,733 --> 01:16:24,132 I'd like the job- - Look, it's done, okay? 1571 01:16:24,166 --> 01:16:25,333 What else? 1572 01:16:25,367 --> 01:16:28,466 - We want you to agree not to evict us, call the police, 1573 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,633 or pester us for at least three months. 1574 01:16:30,667 --> 01:16:31,601 (door banging) That'll give us time 1575 01:16:31,634 --> 01:16:32,402 to find a new apartment. (doorknob rattling) 1576 01:16:32,435 --> 01:16:33,269 - I agree. That's plenty of time. 1577 01:16:33,303 --> 01:16:35,299 - How do we know you'll keep your word? 1578 01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:36,833 - Because I promised. What's the problem? 1579 01:16:36,867 --> 01:16:38,099 - We need collateral. 1580 01:16:39,867 --> 01:16:40,666 (Vincent gasps) 1581 01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:41,766 - No. 1582 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,299 (blade snaps) 1583 01:16:47,567 --> 01:16:49,566 - Looks like we're not locked out after all. 1584 01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:53,132 - [Leonard] Did you bring my checkbook? 1585 01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,633 - Of course. 1586 01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:56,733 - Fine, good. So we have a deal, right? 1587 01:16:56,767 --> 01:16:58,333 So if we just get rid of the... 1588 01:17:03,166 --> 01:17:06,099 (mysterious music) 1589 01:17:06,867 --> 01:17:09,399 (door rattling) 1590 01:17:09,433 --> 01:17:10,366 - Little help? 1591 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:11,600 - [Peter] With pleasure. 1592 01:17:12,567 --> 01:17:15,266 (door rattling) 1593 01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:18,033 (Peter grunting) 1594 01:17:22,233 --> 01:17:24,299 - Thank God you're here! 1595 01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:25,500 Somebody help! 1596 01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:28,566 I was climbing on top of the bin, 1597 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:30,232 and I was reaching for the light bulb, 1598 01:17:30,266 --> 01:17:32,133 and I must've lost my balance. 1599 01:17:32,867 --> 01:17:34,199 - What light bulb? 1600 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:35,066 - The, uh... 1601 01:17:36,834 --> 01:17:39,433 Not light bulb. Ceiling. 1602 01:17:39,467 --> 01:17:41,099 I was reaching for the, uh... 1603 01:17:41,867 --> 01:17:43,033 Ow! Oh my god! 1604 01:17:44,633 --> 01:17:48,166 Ow! Oh, my knee, it must be broke! 1605 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:49,033 The agony! 1606 01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:52,466 (Vincent groans) 1607 01:17:54,700 --> 01:17:56,132 - I don't understand. 1608 01:17:56,166 --> 01:17:58,099 How could she just... 1609 01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:01,232 - Can I help you? 1610 01:18:01,266 --> 01:18:02,099 - Rico! 1611 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,399 Give me back my aunt, right now! 1612 01:18:05,433 --> 01:18:09,599 - If you have ants, maybe you need exterminators. 1613 01:18:09,633 --> 01:18:12,099 - You got five seconds, Rico, to tell us where she is. 1614 01:18:12,133 --> 01:18:14,166 - You know, you're sick. 1615 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:14,800 - You're sick. 1616 01:18:14,834 --> 01:18:15,868 - No, you're sick. 1617 01:18:15,901 --> 01:18:18,366 You need to see a doctor. - Give me back my aunt! 1618 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:22,232 - You know, I just woke up. I have no newspaper. 1619 01:18:22,266 --> 01:18:25,066 Where is my news? Where is my news? 1620 01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:26,234 - Make it quick. 1621 01:18:26,267 --> 01:18:29,233 - No, no, no, no, no, no no! - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1622 01:18:30,133 --> 01:18:31,800 Okay, I take her. 1623 01:18:31,834 --> 01:18:33,099 - [Holly] Where is she? 1624 01:18:33,133 --> 01:18:35,533 - I take her because I love her. 1625 01:18:36,366 --> 01:18:38,299 She's my ocean. 1626 01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:41,066 I am her boat. 1627 01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:43,533 Without my ocean, I cannot float. 1628 01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:47,599 - That's disgusting. 1629 01:18:47,633 --> 01:18:48,666 Tell us where she is. 1630 01:18:50,366 --> 01:18:53,533 - Where she is where she wants to be. 1631 01:18:53,567 --> 01:18:55,232 - What's that mean? - She wants to be 1632 01:18:55,266 --> 01:18:59,566 where she wants to be, where you will never find her. 1633 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,599 She is where I put her. - What? 1634 01:19:01,633 --> 01:19:04,666 - She is where you'll never, ever, ever find her. 1635 01:19:04,700 --> 01:19:06,232 - She's in the incinerator. 1636 01:19:06,266 --> 01:19:08,767 (Rico groans) 1637 01:19:11,467 --> 01:19:12,833 (door clacks) 1638 01:19:12,867 --> 01:19:13,800 (Dennis screaming) 1639 01:19:13,834 --> 01:19:15,232 - [Dennis] Oh, that's wrong. 1640 01:19:15,266 --> 01:19:17,666 - Get off me. - All right, all right. 1641 01:19:17,700 --> 01:19:20,133 (door thuds) 1642 01:19:26,433 --> 01:19:27,266 - Come on. 1643 01:19:28,667 --> 01:19:30,066 This is ridiculous. 1644 01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:31,299 Oh my... 1645 01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:33,299 I do not get paid enough for this. 1646 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:35,833 Get off me. - All right, all right. 1647 01:19:35,867 --> 01:19:38,699 Let's check these water pipes. 1648 01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:40,332 - All right, get out of the way. 1649 01:19:40,366 --> 01:19:41,633 - Sorry, sir. - Idiot. 1650 01:19:41,667 --> 01:19:43,433 - [Claire] Nice. 1651 01:19:43,467 --> 01:19:44,666 (clipboard thuds) 1652 01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:46,466 (pole tapping) 1653 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:47,833 Not bad. 1654 01:19:47,867 --> 01:19:49,466 (pole tapping) 1655 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:50,333 Mm. 1656 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:53,767 (gentle music) 1657 01:19:55,567 --> 01:19:57,699 Oh, I don't know. 1658 01:19:57,733 --> 01:20:01,400 (pole tapping) I don't know. 1659 01:20:04,567 --> 01:20:05,633 (Claire humming) 1660 01:20:05,667 --> 01:20:06,666 - Hey, psst. 1661 01:20:07,467 --> 01:20:10,433 - Hey, so did you get everything you wanted? 1662 01:20:10,467 --> 01:20:12,800 - And then some. You were perfect, Claire. 1663 01:20:12,834 --> 01:20:13,833 - How can we ever thank you? 1664 01:20:13,867 --> 01:20:15,001 - Oh, thank me? 1665 01:20:15,034 --> 01:20:18,633 Thank you, dear, for sending me those lovely boarders. 1666 01:20:18,667 --> 01:20:19,766 (Calvin chuckles) 1667 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:20,833 - I knew you'd love 'em. 1668 01:20:20,867 --> 01:20:21,700 - Mm. 1669 01:20:23,233 --> 01:20:25,366 All right, let's get this show on the road. 1670 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:29,400 I need to get home. I have a few chores to take care of. 1671 01:20:31,633 --> 01:20:33,266 Excuse me, boys. 1672 01:20:36,133 --> 01:20:37,132 (bodies thudding) (Dennis yelps) 1673 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,066 (button clacks) (bell rings) 1674 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:40,833 (fire roaring) 1675 01:20:40,867 --> 01:20:41,700 - No! Stop! 1676 01:20:43,667 --> 01:20:44,500 No! No! 1677 01:20:46,166 --> 01:20:47,199 Agatha! 1678 01:20:48,433 --> 01:20:49,266 Agatha! 1679 01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:55,133 Agatha. 1680 01:21:00,133 --> 01:21:02,700 (gentle music) 1681 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:14,800 - "Midwestern farm girl exudes charm and innocence." 1682 01:21:14,834 --> 01:21:16,166 I should go for this. 1683 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:19,166 - Ah, I don't know. Keep reading. 1684 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:22,066 - "Jenny, 22, lives in rural Minnesota. 1685 01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:24,299 Loves horses, men with pickup trucks, 1686 01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:27,199 and stands a healthy five foot eight." 1687 01:21:27,233 --> 01:21:28,066 (door rumbles) - Oh. 1688 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,233 Where's Dennis? 1689 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,599 (Dennis grunting) 1690 01:21:35,633 --> 01:21:36,833 - Are you sure you don't need some help with that? 1691 01:21:36,867 --> 01:21:39,199 - No, no. I'm positive I got it. 1692 01:21:40,233 --> 01:21:40,833 (Dennis grunts) 1693 01:21:40,867 --> 01:21:42,066 Where do you want it? 1694 01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:43,366 - Right over there is good. 1695 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,067 (Dennis grunts) 1696 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,800 You're reading "Little Women"? 1697 01:21:45,834 --> 01:21:47,001 - Oh, this? 1698 01:21:47,035 --> 01:21:51,299 Um, no, actually, um, this girl dropped it this morning. 1699 01:21:51,333 --> 01:21:53,733 - Oh, and you're just holding it for her, right? 1700 01:21:54,667 --> 01:21:55,500 - Right. 1701 01:21:57,366 --> 01:22:00,299 Why, have you read this book before? 1702 01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:01,666 - Yeah, like, five times. 1703 01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:03,399 - Really? - I'd read it again, I just... 1704 01:22:03,433 --> 01:22:05,033 I have too much schoolwork. 1705 01:22:05,700 --> 01:22:07,166 - You're in school? 1706 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,332 Um, what are you studying? 1707 01:22:09,366 --> 01:22:11,266 - Uh, speech therapy. 1708 01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:13,500 I'm starting my master's at NYU next month. 1709 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:16,099 - That's great. 1710 01:22:16,133 --> 01:22:17,800 That's great. 1711 01:22:17,834 --> 01:22:18,666 Um. 1712 01:22:23,733 --> 01:22:25,199 Well, okay. 1713 01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:32,133 - Um, well, I mean, you don't have to go just yet, do you? 1714 01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:38,166 - No. No, actually, I have some time. 1715 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,399 (gentle music) 1716 01:22:41,433 --> 01:22:43,666 - Ugh, how can you eat those? (door clacks) 1717 01:22:43,700 --> 01:22:45,132 - Pork rinds are good for you. 1718 01:22:45,166 --> 01:22:47,733 - [Audrey] One more kiss. Mwah. 1719 01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:49,666 (kiss smacks) (door thuds) 1720 01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:52,133 - Hey, good morning, tenants! 1721 01:22:54,133 --> 01:22:56,266 Oh, today's the first of the month, 1722 01:22:56,300 --> 01:22:58,699 so if you could drop off the rent check today, 1723 01:22:58,733 --> 01:23:00,099 that'd be great, all right? 1724 01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:03,633 - Okay. Yeah, we'll do that tonight. 1725 01:23:03,667 --> 01:23:04,733 - Awesome. - Yeah. 1726 01:23:04,767 --> 01:23:07,633 (Vincent chuckles) 1727 01:23:07,667 --> 01:23:10,332 - Hey! Have either one of you seen Rico? 1728 01:23:10,366 --> 01:23:12,332 - Rico? No, no, mm-mm. 1729 01:23:12,366 --> 01:23:15,833 - I got my score from the inspection today, I got a C. 1730 01:23:15,867 --> 01:23:17,332 - That's good. 1731 01:23:17,366 --> 01:23:19,099 - Good? I shoulda gotten an A! 1732 01:23:19,133 --> 01:23:21,332 I mean, how was I supposed to know incinerators 1733 01:23:21,366 --> 01:23:24,132 have been illegal in Manhattan since 1980, huh? 1734 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:25,166 - Sorry. (Calvin chuckles) 1735 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,399 - Yeah. 1736 01:23:26,433 --> 01:23:27,833 Don't worry about it. 1737 01:23:27,867 --> 01:23:30,232 Lucky for me, the thing wasn't even working. 1738 01:23:30,266 --> 01:23:31,233 (Vincent chuckles) 1739 01:23:31,267 --> 01:23:33,633 That retard Rico forgot to hook up the gas line. 1740 01:23:33,667 --> 01:23:37,132 (Vincent laughing) 1741 01:23:37,166 --> 01:23:38,199 That moron. 1742 01:23:43,233 --> 01:23:44,332 - No. 1743 01:23:44,366 --> 01:23:46,166 (lively music) 1744 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:49,666 ♪ Chasing down that rainbow ♪ 1745 01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:53,099 ♪ That's what we're gonna do ♪ 1746 01:23:53,133 --> 01:23:53,767 - Still hot? 1747 01:23:55,100 --> 01:23:56,800 I have AC up as far as she goes. 1748 01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:01,666 I know what you want. 1749 01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:05,600 (bag rustling) 1750 01:24:06,467 --> 01:24:07,299 Better? 1751 01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,599 Wait till we get to Vegas. 1752 01:24:12,633 --> 01:24:16,333 We'll find a nice chapel with very good ventilation. 1753 01:24:17,834 --> 01:24:22,566 ♪ I've got my rainbow wrapped around you ♪ 1754 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:26,132 ♪ My rainbow's wrapped around you ♪ 1755 01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:29,666 ♪ My rainbow's wrapped around you ♪ 1756 01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:34,099 ♪ My rainbow's wrapped around you ♪ 1757 01:24:34,133 --> 01:24:36,166 ♪ You ♪ 1758 01:24:38,533 --> 01:24:41,133 (gentle music) 1759 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:05,166 (lively music) 1760 01:25:34,733 --> 01:25:38,133 (lively music continues) 1761 01:26:00,733 --> 01:26:04,166 (lively music continues) 1762 01:26:11,533 --> 01:26:14,133 (gentle music) 1763 01:26:41,667 --> 01:26:44,266 (gentle music) 1764 01:27:19,233 --> 01:27:22,666 (gentle music continues) 1765 01:27:39,834 --> 01:27:43,433 (gentle music continues) 1766 01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:07,133 (mysterious music) 1767 01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:36,333 (mysterious music continues) 1768 01:28:38,834 --> 01:28:41,433 (gentle music) 1769 01:29:12,100 --> 01:29:14,700 (gentle music) 1770 01:29:15,367 --> 01:29:19,766 ♪ Do do bop bop do do, do do da ♪ 1771 01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:23,499 ♪ Do do do do, da do do ♪ 1772 01:29:23,533 --> 01:29:27,299 ♪ Do do do do do, do do do do ♪ 1773 01:29:27,333 --> 01:29:32,333 ♪ Do do do do do, do do bop ♪ 1774 01:29:32,967 --> 01:29:37,132 ♪ Do do do do do, do do do do ♪ 1775 01:29:37,166 --> 01:29:39,699 ♪ Do do do do do, do do ♪ 1776 01:29:39,733 --> 01:29:42,666 (mysterious music) 1777 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:58,199 (lively music) 1778 01:30:09,166 --> 01:30:10,833 ♪ Do do do do, do do do do do do ♪ 1779 01:30:10,867 --> 01:30:13,132 ♪ Do do do do do do do do ♪ 1780 01:30:13,166 --> 01:30:16,366 ♪ Do do do do do, do do do do do ♪ ♪ Do do do do do do da ♪ 1781 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:19,833 ♪ Do do do do do do, do do do do do bop ♪ 1782 01:30:19,867 --> 01:30:24,299 ♪ Do do do do do, do do do bop da ♪ 1783 01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:26,800 ♪ Do do do do, do do do do ♪ 1784 01:30:26,834 --> 01:30:28,666 ♪ Bop ♪ 1785 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,466 (gentle music)